Rodents with Guns by WafflestheTasty

Format: Commander

Commander: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 39

Deck overview

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl commands a mono-green token swarm deck that pairs explosive creature scaling with overwhelming combat finishers. The strategy leverages cheap ramp and creature-mana converters such as Cryptolith Rite and Jaheira, Friend of the Forest to accelerate its commander into play by turn 3 or 4. Once on the battlefield, Squirrel Girl rapidly multiplies Squirrel tokens using her activated ability and synergies with token doublers like Parallel Lives and Doubling Season. The deck transitions into a lethal threat on turn 5, using decisive overruns including Craterhoof Behemoth, Triumph of the Hordes, and Beastmaster Ascension to eliminate the entire table on turn 6. It also includes an infinite creature loop with Ivy Lane Denizen and Scurry Oak. While the deck possesses immense board-building power and solid resilience against destruction, its reliance on combat damage and light interaction suite leaves it susceptible to well-timed exile sweepers and fast spell-based combo decks.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Arcane Signet
• 1 Ashnod's Altar
• 1 Banner of Kinship
• 1 Beast Within
• 1 Beastmaster Ascension
• 1 Bloodroot Apothecary
• 1 Cavern of Souls
• 1 Chatterstorm
• 1 Chitterspitter
• 1 Chomping Changeling
• 1 Cloakwood Hermit
• 1 Command Beacon
• 1 Concordant Crossroads
• 1 Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1 Cryptolith Rite
• 1 Curious Forager
• 1 Deep Forest Hermit
• 1 Deserted Temple
• 1 Doubling Season
• 1 Eldrazi Monument
• 1 Emerald Medallion
• 1 End-Raze Forerunners
• 1 Enduring Vitality
• 1 Essence Warden
• 1 Evendo, Waking Haven
• 1 Fog
• 25 Forest
• 1 Fountainport
• 1 Gauntlet of Power
• 1 Genesis Wave
• 1 Growing Rites of Itlimoc // Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun
• 1 Heroic Intervention
• 1 Honored Dreyleader
• 1 Idol of Oblivion
• 1 Ivy Lane Denizen
• 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
• 1 Lightning Greaves
• 1 Metallic Mimic
• 1 Mutable Explorer
• 1 Natural Order
• 1 Nature's Lore
• 1 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1 Ohran Frostfang
• 1 Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1 Parallel Lives
• 1 Peregrin Took
• 1 Phyrexian Altar
• 1 Regrowth
• 1 Return of the Wildspeaker
• 1 Roaming Throne
• 1 Scavenger Grounds
• 1 Scurry Oak
• 1 Scurry of Squirrels
• 1 Second Harvest
• 1 Seedborn Muse
• 1 Skyshroud Claim
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Song of the Dryads
• 1 Springleaf Parade
• 1 Squirrel Mob
• 1 Squirrel Nest
• 1 Squirrel Sovereign
• 1 Swarmyard
• 1 Sword of the Squeak
• 1 Talon Gates of Madara
• 1 Tamiyo's Safekeeping
• 1 The One Ring
• 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
• 1 Thornvault Forager
• 1 Three Tree City
• 1 Tippy-Toe, Terrific Partner
• 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1 Treetop Sentries
• 1 Tribute to the World Tree
• 1 Triumph of the Hordes
• 1 Valley Mightcaller