Mr Steal Yo Girl by tacospartan

Format: Commander

Commander: Gonti, Lord of Luxury

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

This is a mono-black theft/ETB deck built around Gonti, Lord of Luxury. Its primary plan is to land Gonti early, then use Panharmonicon, Conjurer's Closet, Blade of Selves, and a suite of one-mana undying spells to retrigger his exile-a-card trigger and cast opponents' spells. Secondary paths include Gray Merchant drain amplified by Saw in Half and recursion, plus theft permanents like Arvinox, the Mind Flail and Brainstealer Dragon that turn stolen cards into life-loss and combat wins. Gonti, Night Minister works as a hidden second commander, rewarding every stolen spell with a Treasure and exiling more cards on combat damage. The deck is grindy and flexible but has no stack interaction.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Accursed Marauder
  • 1 Animate Dead
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Archenemy's Charm
  • 1 Arvinox, the Mind Flail
  • 1 Ashnod's Altar
  • 1 Black Cat, Cunning Thief
  • 1 Blade of Selves
  • 1 Boggart Trawler // Boggart Bog
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Brainstealer Dragon
  • 1 Burnished Hart
  • 1 Cabal Coffers
  • 1 Cabal Stronghold
  • 1 Caged Sun
  • 1 Charcoal Diamond
  • 1 Conjurer's Closet
  • 1 Court of Locthwain
  • 1 Crypt Ghast
  • 1 Cunning Rhetoric
  • 1 Damnation
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Dauthi Voidwalker
  • 1 Decorum Dissertation
  • 1 Deserted Temple
  • 1 Expedition Map
  • 1 Fake Your Own Death
  • 1 Faller's Faithful
  • 1 Feed the Swarm
  • 1 Feign Death
  • 1 Fell Stinger
  • 1 Fell the Profane // Fell Mire
  • 1 Fellwar Stone
  • 1 Gonti, Lord of Luxury
  • 1 Gonti, Night Minister
  • 1 Gray Merchant of Asphodel
  • 1 Heartless Conscription
  • 1 Intellect Devourer
  • 1 Jet Medallion
  • 1 Kaya's Ghostform
  • 1 Liliana of the Dark Realms
  • 1 Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire
  • 1 Massacre Wurm
  • 1 Mind Stone
  • 1 Mutilate
  • 1 Myriad Landscape
  • 1 Nasty End
  • 1 Night's Whisper
  • 1 Not Dead After All
  • 1 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
  • 1 Outrageous Robbery
  • 1 Panharmonicon
  • 1 Phyrexian Arena
  • 1 Phyrexian Tower
  • 1 Plaguecrafter
  • 1 Praetor's Grasp
  • 1 Ravenous Chupacabra
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Sanctum of Eternity
  • 1 Saw in Half
  • 1 Sign in Blood
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Soldevi Adnate
  • 1 Solemn Simulacrum
  • 1 Supernatural Stamina
  • 25 Swamp
  • 1 Thieving Amalgam
  • 1 Thieving Varmint
  • 1 Toxic Deluge
  • 1 Undying Evil
  • 1 Undying Malice
  • 1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Village Rites
  • 1 Wayfarer's Bauble
  • 1 Witch's Cottage