Mardu bullshit by TM06
Format: Commander
Commander: Zurgo Stormrender
Bracket: 3
Deck overview
This is a Mardu token-aggro/aristocrats deck helmed by Zurgo Stormrender. Zurgo's Mobilize 1 creates a tapped-and-attacking 1/1 Warrior each combat, and his second ability turns every token that leaves the battlefield into either a card draw (if it was attacking - the end-step sacrifice triggers this) or a 1-life ping to each opponent. This makes the commander a repeatable draw engine that fuels a wide token board. The primary win is combat: anthem effects like Goldnight Commander, Ogre Battledriver, and Hero of Bladehold pump a swarm of tokens, while drain engines Bastion of Remembrance and Mirkwood Bats bleed opponents out. Sacrifice finishers - Fling, Kazuul's Fury, and Essence Harvest on a pumped Juri, Master of the Revue - provide reach. Secondary lines include poison via Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold and Necrogen Communion, plus Massacre Wurm as a one-sided wipe.
Decklist (100 cards)
- 1 Abrade
- 1 Adeline, Resplendent Cathar
- 1 Ainok Strike Leader
- 1 Altar's Reap
- 1 Annihilating Glare
- 1 Arcane Signet
- 1 Bastion of Remembrance
- 1 Battlefield Forge
- 1 Blade of Selves
- 1 Bojuka Bog
- 1 Bone Devourer
- 1 Bone Shredder
- 1 Canyon Slough
- 1 Captain Lannery Storm
- 1 Clifftop Retreat
- 1 Command Tower
- 1 Cranial Plating
- 1 Deadly Dispute
- 1 Despark
- 1 Dragonskull Summit
- 1 Essence Harvest
- 1 Exotic Orchard
- 1 Faithless Looting
- 1 Fake Your Own Death
- 1 Feed the Swarm
- 1 Fellwar Stone
- 1 Fetid Heath
- 1 Fling
- 1 Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor
- 1 Goldnight Commander
- 1 Grand Crescendo
- 1 Grenzo, Havoc Raiser
- 1 Grim Haruspex
- 1 Guild Artisan
- 1 Hero of Bladehold
- 1 Infantry Shield
- 1 Isolated Chapel
- 1 Juri, Master of the Revue
- 1 Kaya, Geist Hunter
- 1 Kazuul's Fury // Kazuul's Cliffs
- 1 Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
- 1 Loyal Apprentice
- 1 Mahadi, Emporium Master
- 1 Manaform Hellkite
- 1 Mangara, the Diplomat
- 1 Mask of Griselbrand
- 1 Massacre Wurm
- 1 Mind Stone
- 1 Mirkwood Bats
- 1 Morbid Opportunist
- 5 Mountain
- 1 Necrogen Communion
- 1 Night's Whisper
- 1 Nomad Outpost
- 1 Ogre Battledriver
- 1 Path of Ancestry
- 5 Plains
- 1 Rankle and Torbran
- 1 Redoubled Stormsinger
- 1 Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold
- 1 Rogue's Passage
- 1 Rugged Prairie
- 1 Scion of Opulence
- 1 Selfless Spirit
- 1 Shattered Landscape
- 1 Shattered Sanctum
- 1 Shineshadow Snarl
- 1 Siege-Gang Commander
- 1 Smelt
- 1 Sol Ring
- 5 Swamp
- 1 Swiftfoot Boots
- 1 Swords to Plowshares
- 1 Talisman of Conviction
- 1 Talisman of Hierarchy
- 1 Temple of Silence
- 1 Temple of Triumph
- 1 Tempt with Vengeance
- 1 Terramorphic Expanse
- 1 Thalisse, Reverent Medium
- 1 Vault of the Archangel
- 1 Viscera Seer
- 1 Vraska, Betrayal's Sting
- 1 Will of the Mardu
- 1 Within Range
- 1 Worthy Cost
- 1 Yahenni, Undying Partisan
- 1 Zurgo Stormrender