Beamtown Baddies by EcclePiece

Format: Commander

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 44

Deck overview

The Beamtown Bullies commands a dedicated Jund combo-reanimator deck designed to weaponize disastrous enter-the-battlefield abilities by gifting negative creatures to opponents. The primary game plan accelerates mana on early turns while depositing catastrophic nonlegendary creatures like Leveler, Eater of Days, and Inverter of Truth into the graveyard using efficient tutors such as Entomb and Buried Alive. Because the commander possesses vigilance and haste, it can activate immediately on the next opponent's upkeep to donate Leveler, forcing that player to exile their library and lose during their draw step. Subsequent turns systematically eliminate the remaining opponents by donating Eater of Days to skip their turns or draining life totals with Soulgorger Orgg. High-efficiency protection spells like Deflecting Swat, Bolt Bend, and Sylvan Safekeeper defend the commander during critical activation windows, while an array of flexible removal pieces keeps opposing threats in check.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abrupt Decay
  • 1 Agadeem's Awakening // Agadeem, the Undercrypt
  • 1 Animate Dead
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Blood Crypt
  • 1 Boggart Trawler // Boggart Bog
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Bolt Bend
  • 1 Bronze Bombshell
  • 1 Buried Alive
  • 1 Chaos Warp
  • 1 Chrome Mox
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Cragcrown Pathway // Timbercrown Pathway
  • 1 Damnation
  • 1 Dauthi Voidwalker
  • 1 Deadly Rollick
  • 1 Deflecting Swat
  • 1 Demonic Tutor
  • 1 Diabolic Intent
  • 1 Eater of Days
  • 1 Elves of Deep Shadow
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Endurance
  • 1 Entomb
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Fauna Shaman
  • 1 Fellwar Stone
  • 1 Final Parting
  • 1 Force of Vigor
  • 6 Forest
  • 1 Formidable Speaker
  • 1 Gamble
  • 1 Greater Good
  • 1 Homeward Path
  • 1 Ignoble Hierarch
  • 1 Inverter of Truth
  • 1 Karplusan Forest
  • 1 Leveler
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Luxury Suite
  • 1 Mana Confluence
  • 1 Master of Cruelties
  • 6 Mountain
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Necromancy
  • 1 Old Stickfingers
  • 1 Oriq Loremage
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Phyrexian Tower
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Return the Favor
  • 1 Ripples of Undeath
  • 1 Saryth, the Viper's Fang
  • 1 Seedborn Muse
  • 1 Sneak Attack
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Soulgorger Orgg
  • 1 Stomping Ground
  • 1 Sulfurous Springs
  • 6 Swamp
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Sylvan Safekeeper
  • 1 Tainted Wood
  • 1 The Beamtown Bullies
  • 1 The Master of Lake-town
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Tom, Bert, and William
  • 1 Twisted Landscape
  • 1 Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler
  • 1 Underworld Breach
  • 1 Unmarked Grave
  • 1 Vampiric Tutor
  • 1 Veil of Summer
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Vile Entomber
  • 1 Wild Growth
  • 1 Yawgmoth's Will
  • 1 Ziatora's Proving Ground