7,000 Squirrels, Eat this Man! by kaedwyn

Format: Commander

Commander: Camellia, the Seedmiser

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

Camellia, the Seedmiser leads a Golgari Squirrel tribal Food aristocrats deck that wins by going wide. The primary plan converts Food sacrifices into 1/1 Squirrels via Camellia, doubles tokens with Chatterfang, and pumps the board with Camellia's forage anthem, Honored Dreyleader, and Gauntlet of Power. Secondary paths include draining with Valley Rotcaller, poison pressure from Bloodroot Apothecary, and a single overrun finisher in Preposterous Proportions. Camellia is both payoff and pump but not a combo piece; Chatterfang and Ygra act as hidden commanders that define board state. With no registered infinite combos, victories come from incremental value, recursion, and a final alpha strike after establishing 8-12 Squirrels.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Bakersbane Duo
  • 1 Bloodroot Apothecary
  • 1 Bonebind Orator
  • 1 Bonecache Overseer
  • 1 Brandywine Farmer
  • 1 Bumbleflower's Sharepot
  • 1 Bushy Bodyguard
  • 1 Cache Grab
  • 1 Camellia, the Seedmiser
  • 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
  • 1 Coiling Rebirth
  • 1 Consumed by Greed
  • 1 Consuming Corruption
  • 1 Corpseberry Cultivator
  • 1 Cruel Truths
  • 1 Curious Forager
  • 1 Daggerfang Duo
  • 1 Diresight
  • 1 Early Winter
  • 1 Escape Tunnel
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Feed the Cauldron
  • 1 Fell
  • 1 For the Common Good
  • 17 Forest
  • 1 Fountainport Bell
  • 1 Galadriel, Gift-Giver
  • 1 Gauntlet of Power
  • 1 Giant Opportunity
  • 1 Hazel of the Rootbloom
  • 1 Hazel's Brewmaster
  • 1 Hazel's Nocturne
  • 1 Heaped Harvest
  • 1 Honored Dreyleader
  • 1 Jungle Hollow
  • 1 Liliana of the Dark Realms
  • 1 Macabre Reconstruction
  • 1 Metallic Mimic
  • 1 Osteomancer Adept
  • 1 Pawpatch Formation
  • 1 Peerless Recycling
  • 1 Pick Your Poison
  • 1 Preposterous Proportions
  • 1 Return from the Wilds
  • 1 Return to Nature
  • 1 Savor
  • 1 Scurry of Squirrels
  • 1 Season of Loss
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Squirrel Mob
  • 1 Squirrel Nest
  • 1 Strangled Cemetery
  • 1 Supper for Spiders
  • 17 Swamp
  • 1 Sylvan Tutor
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 The Odd Acorn Gang
  • 1 Thornvault Forager
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Trail of Crumbs
  • 1 Treetop Sentries
  • 1 Urza's Incubator
  • 1 Valgavoth's Lair
  • 1 Valley Rotcaller
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Vinereap Mentor
  • 1 Wolf's Quarry
  • 1 Ygra, Eater of All