Teysa Aristocrats by cabralghc

Format: Commander

Commander: Teysa Karlov

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

Teysa Karlov leads an Orzhov aristocrats engine that doubles every death trigger. The primary plan is to resolve Teysa, generate recursive bodies and tokens, and convert every death into life loss, life gain, and cards. The deterministic win is the Ashnod's Altar + Reassembling Skeleton + Pitiless Plunderer loop, with any death-trigger drainer; a doubled Blood Artist/Cruel Celebrant drains all opponents infinitely. Secondary paths include massive token production, Ormendahl from Westvale Abbey, Syr Konrad, Bolas's Citadel, and Exsanguinate. Drivnod, Carnage Dominus acts as a hidden second copy of Teysa's trigger-doubling text. The deck is moderate-speed, recursive, and weak to graveyard hate.

Decklist (99 cards)

  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Ascend from Avernus
  • 1 Ashnod's Altar
  • 1 Athreos, God of Passage
  • 1 Barad-dûr
  • 1 Bastion of Remembrance
  • 1 Black Market
  • 1 Blight Mound
  • 1 Blood Artist
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Bolas's Citadel
  • 1 Carrier Thrall
  • 1 Carrion Feeder
  • 1 Cathar Commando
  • 1 Caves of Koilos
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Corrupted Conviction
  • 1 Crawling Chorus
  • 1 Cruel Celebrant
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Deadly Dispute
  • 1 Despark
  • 1 Diabolic Intent
  • 1 Dictate of Erebos
  • 1 Drivnod, Carnage Dominus
  • 1 Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
  • 1 Elenda, the Dusk Rose
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Exsanguinate
  • 1 Feed the Swarm
  • 1 Fellwar Stone
  • 1 Fetid Heath
  • 1 Go for the Throat
  • 1 Gollum, Patient Plotter
  • 1 Grim Haruspex
  • 1 Hallowed Spiritkeeper
  • 1 High Market
  • 1 Infestation Sage
  • 1 Isolated Chapel
  • 1 Lake-town Lookout
  • 1 Lolth, Spider Queen
  • 1 Luminous Broodmoth
  • 1 Martyr's Cause
  • 1 Merciless Eviction
  • 1 Midnight Reaper
  • 1 Ministrant of Obligation
  • 1 Mortify
  • 1 Nested Shambler
  • 1 Nether Traitor
  • 1 Ophiomancer
  • 1 Orzhov Basilica
  • 1 Orzhov Enforcer
  • 1 Orzhov Signet
  • 1 Path to Exile
  • 1 Pawn of Ulamog
  • 1 Pitiless Plunderer
  • 9 Plains
  • 1 Plumb the Forbidden
  • 1 Priest of Forgotten Gods
  • 1 Reassembling Skeleton
  • 1 Shineshadow Snarl
  • 1 Sifter of Skulls
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 10 Swamp
  • 1 Swords to Plowshares
  • 1 Syr Konrad, the Grim
  • 1 Tainted Field
  • 1 Talisman of Hierarchy
  • 1 Temple of Silence
  • 1 Teysa Karlov
  • 1 Teysa, Orzhov Scion
  • 1 Tithe Taker
  • 1 Tragic Slip
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Village Rites
  • 1 Viscera Seer
  • 1 Westvale Abbey // Ormendahl, Profane Prince
  • 1 Woe Strider
  • 1 Wrath of God
  • 1 Yahenni, Undying Partisan
  • 1 Zulaport Cutthroat