Squirrels! by Itisn1tmyname
Format: Commander
Commander: Hazel of the Rootbloom
Bracket: 3
DeckCheck Threat Index: 46
Deck overview
This deck is a Golgari token swarm and aristocrats midrange strategy commanded by Hazel of the Rootbloom. The primary game plan establishes an early board of Squirrel, Food, and Pest tokens, then uses Hazel's end-step ability to duplicate them exponentially. Hazel converts this token army into explosive mana, enabling massive mid-game plays like Genesis Wave, Beledros Witherbloom, or tutoring up Craterhoof Behemoth to overwhelm all three opponents in a single combat step on Turn 6. In addition to combat overruns, the deck features aristocrat drain engines like Mirkwood Bats, Nadier's Nightblade, and Blood Artist, as well as an infinite combo between Chatterfang, Squirrel General and Pitiless Plunderer. The deck excels at resource generation and card draw through Skullclamp and Shamanic Revelation, though its reliance on sorcery-speed removal and vulnerable wide boards makes it susceptible to mass exile sweepers.
Decklist (100 cards)
- 1 Academy Manufactor
- 1 Arcane Signet
- 1 Back for Seconds
- 1 Beledros Witherbloom
- 1 Blood Artist
- 1 Bloodline Bidding
- 1 Bojuka Bog
- 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
- 1 Chatterstorm
- 1 Chitterspitter
- 1 Coiling Rebirth
- 1 Command Tower
- 1 Conjurer's Closet
- 1 Craterhoof Behemoth
- 1 Culling the Weak
- 1 Curious Forager
- 1 Deadly Dispute
- 1 Deathcap Glade
- 1 Deep Forest Hermit
- 1 Defense of the Heart
- 1 Doubling Season
- 1 Eaten Alive
- 1 Emeritus of Woe // Demonic Tutor
- 1 Entish Restoration
- 1 Exsanguinate
- 1 Fake Your Own Death
- 1 Final Vengeance
- 9 Forest
- 1 Fountainport
- 1 Garruk, Cursed Huntsman
- 1 Genesis Wave
- 1 Germination Practicum
- 1 Gyome, Master Chef
- 1 Hazel of the Rootbloom
- 1 Hazel's Brewmaster
- 1 Helm of the Host
- 1 Honored Dreyleader
- 1 Illicit Shipment
- 1 Innkeeper's Talent
- 1 Llanowar Wastes
- 1 Mirkwood Bats
- 1 Moldervine Reclamation
- 1 Morbid Opportunist
- 1 Mudflat Village
- 1 Nadier's Nightblade
- 1 Nature's Rhythm
- 1 Necroblossom Snarl
- 1 Necropotence
- 1 Nested Shambler
- 1 Oakhollow Village
- 1 Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
- 1 Orcrist, Goblin-cleaver
- 1 Osteomancer Adept
- 1 Overprotect
- 1 Path of Ancestry
- 1 Phyrexian Arena
- 1 Pitiless Plunderer
- 1 Professor Dellian Fel
- 1 Rootcast Apprenticeship
- 1 Royal Treatment
- 1 Saw in Half
- 1 Scurry of Squirrels
- 1 Second Harvest
- 1 Shamanic Revelation
- 1 Skullclamp
- 1 Sol Ring
- 1 Springheart Nantuko
- 1 Squirrel Nest
- 9 Swamp
- 1 Swarmyard
- 1 Swarmyard Massacre
- 1 Tainted Wood
- 1 The Odd Acorn Gang
- 1 The Shire
- 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
- 1 Thornvault Forager
- 1 Three Tree City
- 1 Twilight Mire
- 1 Underworld Hermit
- 1 Urza's Incubator
- 1 Valley Rotcaller
- 1 Vernal Fen
- 1 Wight of the Reliquary
- 1 Woodland Cemetery