God forbid a girl has hobbies by user8428273

Format: Commander

Commander: Dina, Essence Brewer

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 48

Deck overview

This Golgari deck leverages undercosted, high-power creatures to fuel an explosive power-matters aristocrat strategy. Commanded by Dina, Essence Brewer, the list turns over-statted bodies such as Rot-Curse Rakshasa, Lupine Prototype, Kalakscion, Hunger Tyrant, and Yargle and Multani into immense card advantage, lifegain, and +1/+1 counters. Rather than grinding traditional combat, the primary game plan accelerates into lethal life-drain bursts using Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord to fling massive creatures at all opponents simultaneously. Secondary engines like Selvala, Heart of the Wilds and Ruthless Technomancer generate enormous mana to fire off decisive Exsanguinate casts or fuel devastating overrun swings with Blossoming Bogbeast and Tyvar, the Pummeler. Backed by dense low-cost reanimation and resilient recursion, the deck rebuilds rapidly from removal while maintaining a fast, consistent Turn 5-6 clock across multiplayer pods.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Anticausal Vestige
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Arwen, Weaver of Hope
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Blech, Loafing Pest
  • 1 Blossoming Bogbeast
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Bygone Colossus
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Culling Ritual
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Darkbore Pathway // Slitherbore Pathway
  • 1 Deathcap Glade
  • 1 Dina, Essence Brewer
  • 1 Dina, Soul Steeper
  • 1 Disciple of Freyalise // Garden of Freyalise
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Enduring Tenacity
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Evolution Witness
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Exsanguinate
  • 1 Fanatic of Rhonas
  • 6 Forest
  • 1 Fyndhorn Elves
  • 1 Ghalta, Primal Hunger
  • 1 Grave Researcher // Reanimate
  • 1 Greater Good
  • 1 Gyre Sage
  • 1 Haywire Mite
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Heronblade Elite
  • 1 High Market
  • 1 Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
  • 1 Jenova, Ancient Calamity
  • 1 Kalakscion, Hunger Tyrant
  • 1 Kami of Whispered Hopes
  • 1 Legolas's Quick Reflexes
  • 1 Life's Legacy
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Lupine Prototype
  • 1 Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire
  • 1 Meren of Clan Nel Toth
  • 1 Moseo, Vein's New Dean
  • 1 Necroblossom Snarl
  • 1 Nurturing Peatland
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Oversold Cemetery
  • 1 Phyrexian Tower
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Revitalizing Repast // Old-Growth Grove
  • 1 Rise of the Witch-king
  • 1 Rot-Curse Rakshasa
  • 1 Ruthless Technomancer
  • 1 Season of Gathering
  • 1 Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
  • 1 Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu
  • 1 Slumbering Trudge
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Stensian Sanguinist // Exsanguinate
  • 1 Susur Secundi, Void Altar
  • 6 Swamp
  • 1 Tainted Wood
  • 1 Tear Asunder
  • 1 Terrasymbiosis
  • 1 The Great Henge
  • 1 The Skullspore Nexus
  • 1 Tom, Bert, and William
  • 1 Turbulent Fen
  • 1 Twilight Mire
  • 1 Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler
  • 1 Tyvar, the Pummeler
  • 1 Underground Mortuary
  • 1 Undergrowth Stadium
  • 1 Veil of Summer
  • 1 Verdant Catacombs
  • 1 Vernal Fen
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Viridescent Bog
  • 1 Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose
  • 1 Wall of Blood
  • 1 Warden of the Grove
  • 1 Wastewood Verge
  • 1 Westvale Abbey // Ormendahl, Profane Prince
  • 1 Withering Curse
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Xu-Ifit, Osteoharmonist
  • 1 Yargle and Multani