My Forehead Is Massive by whittleguy

Format: Commander

Commander: Vnwxt, Verbose Host

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 51

Deck overview

This mono-blue deck leverages Vnwxt, Verbose Host alongside a dense suite of low-mana unblockable creatures to rapidly accelerate speed counters. By connecting with unblockable attackers on turns one through four, the deck triggers the 'Start your engines!' mechanic on each turn to unlock Max Speed by Turn 4. At Max Speed, Vnwxt replaces every card draw with two card draws while eliminating maximum hand size restrictions. This massive card velocity fuels multiple win conditions: draining opponents with Psychosis Crawler, achieving an instant victory via Twenty-Toed Toad's twenty-card attack trigger, swarming the board with Drake and Kraken tokens from Alandra, Sky Dreamer and Ominous Seas, or drawing out the library into Laboratory Maniac and Jace, Wielder of Mysteries. Backed by efficient countermagic and protection, the deck quickly overwhelms the table in raw resource disparity.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Alandra, Sky Dreamer
  • 1 Amonkhet Raceway
  • 1 An Offer You Can't Refuse
  • 1 Arcane Denial
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Archmage Emeritus
  • 1 Ash Barrens
  • 1 Bident of Thassa
  • 1 Blasted Landscape
  • 1 Boon of the Wish-Giver
  • 1 Brainstorm
  • 1 Brainsurge
  • 1 Capital City
  • 1 Careful Study
  • 1 Censor
  • 1 Cloud of Faeries
  • 1 Commandeer
  • 1 Consecrated Sphinx
  • 1 Counterspell
  • 1 Countervailing Winds
  • 1 Curator of Mysteries
  • 1 Enduring Curiosity
  • 1 Enter the Infinite
  • 1 Escape Tunnel
  • 1 Faerie Mastermind
  • 1 Fluctuator
  • 1 Foil
  • 1 Frantic Search
  • 1 Gingerbrute
  • 1 Gitaxian Probe
  • 1 Gudul Lurker
  • 1 Hieroglyphic Illumination
  • 1 High Tide
  • 1 Homunculus Horde
  • 1 Illvoi Galeblade
  • 1 Invisible Stalker
  • 27 Island
  • 1 Jace, Wielder of Mysteries
  • 1 Laboratory Maniac
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Lonely Sandbar
  • 1 Mischievous Mystic
  • 1 Mist-Cloaked Herald
  • 1 Muddle the Mixture
  • 1 Muraganda Raceway
  • 1 Mystic Sanctuary
  • 1 Negate
  • 1 Ominous Seas
  • 1 Opt
  • 1 Ponder
  • 1 Pongify
  • 1 Proft's Eidetic Memory
  • 1 Propaganda
  • 1 Psychosis Crawler
  • 1 Racers' Scoreboard
  • 1 Reconnaissance Mission
  • 1 Remote Isle
  • 1 Shoreline Looter
  • 1 Silent Hallcreeper
  • 1 Siren Stormtamer
  • 1 Slither Blade
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spectral Sailor
  • 1 Step Through
  • 1 Swan Song
  • 1 Teferi's Ageless Insight
  • 1 Thopter Fabricator
  • 1 Tolarian Winds
  • 1 Tribute Mage
  • 1 Triton Shorestalker
  • 1 Twenty-Toed Toad
  • 1 Vnwxt, Verbose Host
  • 1 Windfall
  • 1 Witness Protection