The House Seldom Wins by user6238156

Format: Commander

Commander: Mr. House, President and CEO

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

This is a Mardu dice-rolling tokens deck helmed by Mr. House, President and CEO. The plan is to stack dice modifiers (Wyll, Blade of Frontiers, Barbarian Class), roll constantly, and convert high rolls into 3/3 Robot armies and Treasures via House and supporting rollers. Treasures fuel bigger House activations and feed win conditions like Revel in Riches and Hellkite Tyrant, while artifact-token payoffs (Ingenious Artillerist, Marionette Master, Nadier's Nightblade, Kambal, Profiteering Mayor) turn every ETB and death into table-wide drain. Secondary pressure comes from go-wide combat-especially Cybermen Squadron granting myriad-and chip damage from Brazen Dwarf. There are no infinite combos; the deck wins through attrition, Treasure thresholds, and overwhelming Robot boards. House is a strong engine but not the sole path-the 99 carries enough independent dice, tokens, and drains to keep functioning if he is answered.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Academy Manufactor
  • 1 Anguished Unmaking
  • 1 Attempted Murder
  • 1 Barbarian Class
  • 1 Blazemire Verge
  • 1 Bleachbone Verge
  • 1 Blood Crypt
  • 1 Bloodstained Mire
  • 1 Boros Charm
  • 1 Brazen Dwarf
  • 1 Caretaker's Talent
  • 1 Celebr-8000
  • 1 Chaos Channeler
  • 1 Chaos Dragon
  • 1 Circuits Act
  • 1 Clay Golem
  • 1 Clifftop Retreat
  • 1 Clown Car
  • 1 Comet, Stellar Pup
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Component Pouch
  • 1 Contraband Livestock
  • 1 Crime Novelist
  • 1 Cyberman Patrol
  • 1 Cybermen Squadron
  • 1 Danse Macabre
  • 1 Delina, Wild Mage
  • 1 Dispatch
  • 1 Dragonskull Summit
  • 1 Fellwar Stone
  • 1 Generous Gift
  • 1 Hellkite Tyrant
  • 1 Hexing Squelcher
  • 1 Hoarding Ogre
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Ingenious Artillerist
  • 1 Iron Mastiff
  • 1 Kambal, Profiteering Mayor
  • 1 Lae'zel's Acrobatics
  • 1 Lightfoot Rogue
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Losheel, Clockwork Scholar
  • 1 Luck Bobblehead
  • 1 Maddening Hex
  • 1 Marionette Master
  • 8 Mountain
  • 1 Mr. House, President and CEO
  • 1 Myrkul's Edict
  • 1 Nadier's Nightblade
  • 1 Path to Exile
  • 9 Plains
  • 1 Professional Face-Breaker
  • 1 Radiant Summit
  • 1 Recruitment Drive
  • 1 Revel in Riches
  • 1 Ruinous Ultimatum
  • 1 Sacred Foundry
  • 1 Shattered Sanctum
  • 1 Six-Sided Die
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spectator Seating
  • 1 Stroke of Midnight
  • 1 Sundown Pass
  • 10 Swamp
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Sword of Hours
  • 1 Swords to Plowshares
  • 1 The Deck of Many Things
  • 1 Thunderwave
  • 1 Treasure Chest
  • 1 Vandalblast
  • 1 Vexing Puzzlebox
  • 1 Wand of Wonder
  • 1 Wyll's Reversal
  • 1 Wyll, Blade of Frontiers
  • 1 Xorn