My Friends Are Here by user6091576

Format: Commander

Commander: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl is a mono-green token engine and finisher. The deck wins by amassing Squirrels through her enter/attack triggers and X-cost activation, then turning the wide board into a lethal alpha strike with Beastmaster Ascension, Coat of Arms, Unnatural Growth, or Preposterous Proportions. A secondary, faster line is the Scurry Oak + Ivy Lane Denizen loop, which generates infinite Squirrels and +1/+1 counters and can kill the same turn with Crashing Drawbridge or a pump spell. There is no double-faced commander or hidden commander; the list is a straightforward token beatdown that still functions without the commander thanks to Squirrel Nest, Squirrel Wrangler, and other independent token sources.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Archdruid's Charm
  • 1 Beast Whisperer
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Beastmaster Ascension
  • 1 Cache Grab
  • 1 Caged Sun
  • 1 Champion of Lambholt
  • 1 Chatter of the Squirrel
  • 1 Chatterstorm
  • 1 Chitterspitter
  • 1 Chomping Changeling
  • 1 Chronicle of Victory
  • 1 Cloakwood Hermit
  • 1 Coat of Arms
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Crashing Drawbridge
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Curious Forager
  • 1 Deep Forest Hermit
  • 1 Emerald Medallion
  • 1 Fog
  • 1 For the Common Good
  • 27 Forest
  • 1 Frog-Squirrels
  • 1 Go Nuts!
  • 1 Harmonize
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Honored Dreyleader
  • 1 Ivy Lane Denizen
  • 1 Krosan Grip
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Mosswort Bridge
  • 1 Myriad Landscape
  • 1 Nature's Claim
  • 1 Nut Collector
  • 1 Oakhollow Village
  • 1 Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
  • 1 Patchwork Banner
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Peregrin Took
  • 1 Preposterous Proportions
  • 1 Primal Vigor
  • 1 Prosperous Innkeeper
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Return of the Wildspeaker
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Rootcast Apprenticeship
  • 1 Scurrid Colony
  • 1 Scurry Oak
  • 1 Scurry of Squirrels
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Shamanic Revelation
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spider-Ham, Peter Porker
  • 1 Squirrel Mob
  • 1 Squirrel Nest
  • 1 Squirrel Sovereign
  • 1 Squirrel Wrangler
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Sword of the Squeak
  • 1 Sylvan Anthem
  • 1 Temple of the False God
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Thornvault Forager
  • 1 Tippy-Toe, Terrific Partner
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Unnatural Growth
  • 1 Valley Mightcaller
  • 1 Verdant Command
  • 1 Wrap in Vigor