The Unbeatable Squirrel Girlllllllllll by DrCr4nK

Format: Commander

Commander: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl leads a straightforward mono-green Squirrel-tribal token swarm. The deck wants to land early dork ramp, deploy the commander on turns 3-4, then bury the table under 1/1 Squirrels from her ETB/attack triggers and a dense package of token spells: Acorn Harvest, Chatterstorm, Deep Forest Hermit, Squirrel Nest, and Chitterspitter. Parallel Lives and Peregrin Took multiply every burst, while Squirrel Sovereign, Spider-Ham, Peter Porker, and Gaea's Anthem turn chump-blockers into relevant beats. The kill is a single trampling combat via Overrun, Overwhelming Stampede, or Vivien's Stampede, often after Crashing Drawbridge grants haste. Recursion from Eternal Witness, Regrowth, Call Damage Control, and Fresh Meat supplies a grind angle. There are no infinite combos; the deck wins by overwhelming combat, usually in the turn-8-to-9 range.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Acorn Harvest
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Autumn's Veil
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Blinding Fog
  • 1 Buried Ruin
  • 1 Call Damage Control
  • 1 Chatter of the Squirrel
  • 1 Chatterstorm
  • 1 Chitterspitter
  • 1 Chomping Changeling
  • 1 Cloakwood Hermit
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Crack Open
  • 1 Crashing Drawbridge
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Curious Forager
  • 1 Deep Forest Hermit
  • 1 Deserted Temple
  • 1 Druid's Deliverance
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Explore
  • 32 Forest
  • 1 Fresh Meat
  • 1 Gaea's Anthem
  • 1 Garruk's Uprising
  • 1 Ghost Quarter
  • 1 Harmonize
  • 1 Honored Dreyleader
  • 1 Icon of Ancestry
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Instrument of the Bards
  • 1 Krosan Grip
  • 1 Lead the Stampede
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Mosswort Bridge
  • 1 Nature's Claim
  • 1 Overrun
  • 1 Overwhelming Stampede
  • 1 Owlbear Shepherd
  • 1 Paradise Druid
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Peregrin Took
  • 1 Primal Command
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Regrowth
  • 1 Return to Nature
  • 1 Scavenger Grounds
  • 1 Shamanic Revelation
  • 1 Snakeskin Veil
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Somberwald Sage
  • 1 Song of Freyalise
  • 1 Spider-Ham, Peter Porker
  • 1 Squirrel Mob
  • 1 Squirrel Nest
  • 1 Squirrel Sovereign
  • 1 Sylvan Caryatid
  • 1 Symmetry Matrix
  • 1 The Thing, Ben Grimm
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Thespian's Stage
  • 1 Threats Undetected
  • 1 Verdant Command
  • 1 Vivien's Stampede
  • 1 Wild Growth
  • 1 Withstand Death
  • 1 You Meet in a Tavern