They're not ded, They're Value by Mumbles370

Format: Commander

Commander: Ellie, Vengeful Hunter and Joel, Resolute Survivor

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 39

Deck overview

This deck is a Jund Aristocrats engine helmed by the partner commanders Ellie, Vengeful Hunter and Joel, Resolute Survivor. The primary game plan converts creature tokens into steady card draw, mana velocity, and direct life drain. Early turns focus on establishing mana acceleration with cards like Birds of Paradise, Sol Ring, and Farseek before deploying token generators such as Ophiomancer and Chatterfang, Squirrel General. Once Ellie, Vengeful Hunter enters the battlefield alongside drain permanents like Blood Artist, Bastion of Remembrance, and Mirkwood Bats, you can sacrifice tokens at instant speed to burn opponents and draw cards through Joel, Resolute Survivor. Heavy hitters like Tendershoot Dryad, Korvold, Fae-Cursed King, and Yawgmoth, Thran Physician escalate token production and board control. The deck closes games around Turn 7 by draining all three opponents through repeated sacrifice loops and mass-token bursts.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abby, Merciless Soldier
  • 1 Agent Venom
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Artifact Mutation
  • 1 Ashnod's Altar
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Awakening Zone
  • 1 Basilisk Collar
  • 1 Bastion of Remembrance
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Beledros Witherbloom
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Blasphemous Act
  • 1 Blood Artist
  • 1 Blood Crypt
  • 1 Bloodstained Mire
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Cabal Ritual
  • 1 Cauldron of Essence
  • 1 Chaos Warp
  • 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
  • 1 Cinder Glade
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Compy Swarm
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Deadly Dispute
  • 1 Diabolic Intent
  • 1 Dictate of Erebos
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Dragonskull Summit
  • 1 Ellie, Brick Master
  • 1 Ellie, Vengeful Hunter
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Farseek
  • 3 Forest
  • 1 Gisa, the Hellraiser
  • 1 Goblin Bombardment
  • 1 Grim Haruspex
  • 1 Harried Spearguard
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Ignoble Hierarch
  • 1 Impact Tremors
  • 1 Joel, Resolute Survivor
  • 1 Karplusan Forest
  • 1 Khalni Garden
  • 1 Kingpin, Wilson Fisk
  • 1 Korvold, Fae-Cursed King
  • 1 Liliana, Dreadhorde General
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Mahadi, Emporium Master
  • 1 Marionette Apprentice
  • 1 Mayhem Devil
  • 1 Mirkwood Bats
  • 1 Moldervine Reclamation
  • 1 Morbid Opportunist
  • 3 Mountain
  • 1 Mycoloth
  • 1 Nadier's Nightblade
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Ophiomancer
  • 1 Pest Infestation
  • 1 Phyrexian Altar
  • 1 Pitiless Plunderer
  • 1 Priest of Forgotten Gods
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Riveteers Overlook
  • 1 Rootbound Crag
  • 1 Savage Lands
  • 1 Scute Swarm
  • 1 Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Smoldering Marsh
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Sulfurous Springs
  • 6 Swamp
  • 1 Tainted Peak
  • 1 Tainted Wood
  • 1 Tendershoot Dryad
  • 1 The Sackville-Bagginses
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Village Rites
  • 1 Viscera Seer
  • 1 Warren Soultrader
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
  • 1 Ziatora's Proving Ground
  • 1 Zulaport Cutthroat