I'm Too Cheap by Psyga315
Format: Commander
Commander: Captain Lannery Storm
Bracket: 2
Deck overview
This mono-red deck is helmed by Captain Lannery Storm, a cheap haste commander that generates Treasure tokens on attack and grows whenever a Treasure is sacrificed. The primary strategy is to cast a high volume of cheap spells, leveraging impulse-draw effects (Light Up the Stage, Reckless Impulse, Glimpse the Impossible) and token generators (Young Pyromancer, Storm-Kiln Artist) to build a wide board of creature tokens and Treasures. Burn is delivered through persistent pingers (Guttersnipe, Firebrand Archer, Kessig Flamebreather, Impact Tremors) and a storm finisher in Grapeshot. The deck wins by grinding incremental damage across three opponents, with no deterministic infinite combos. It is a value-oriented, tempo-driven build that relies on chaining spells and converting resources into direct damage.
Decklist (100 cards)
- 1 Abrade
- 1 Akoum Warrior // Akoum Teeth
- 1 Arcane Signet
- 1 Big Score
- 1 Blighted Gorge
- 1 Boommobile
- 1 Boots of Speed
- 1 Bulk Up
- 1 Buried Ruin
- 1 Captain Lannery Storm
- 1 Cathartic Reunion
- 1 Chain Reaction
- 1 Chandra, Fire Artisan
- 1 Commander's Sphere
- 1 Crash Through
- 1 Dowsing Device // Geode Grotto
- 1 Dragon Fodder
- 1 Dragonspark Reactor
- 1 Dwarven Mine
- 1 Experimental Synthesizer
- 1 Firdoch Core
- 1 Firebrand Archer
- 1 Fists of Flame
- 1 Fling
- 1 Foriysian Totem
- 1 Ghitu Encampment
- 1 Gimli's Axe
- 1 Glimpse the Impossible
- 1 Goblin Burrows
- 1 Goblin Morningstar
- 1 Grapeshot
- 1 Guttersnipe
- 1 Hard-Won Jitte
- 1 Hawkeye's Bow
- 1 Hellion Crucible
- 1 Hexgold Halberd
- 1 Hidden Volcano
- 1 Impact Tremors
- 1 Implement of Combustion
- 1 Junk Jet
- 1 Junktown
- 1 Keldon Megaliths
- 1 Kessig Flamebreather
- 1 Krenko's Command
- 1 Laughing Mad
- 1 Light Up the Stage
- 1 Lightning Strike
- 1 Long-Range Sensor
- 1 Loyal Apprentice
- 1 Magmatic Galleon
- 1 Makeshift Munitions
- 1 Melded Moxite
- 1 Memorial to War
- 16 Mountain
- 1 Mouser Foundry
- 1 Ornithopter of Paradise
- 1 Outpost Siege
- 1 Plasma Caster
- 1 Powerbalance
- 1 Pyrite Spellbomb
- 1 Ravaged Highlands
- 1 Reckless Impulse
- 1 Red Mage's Rapier
- 1 Rockface Village
- 1 Rocky Roads
- 1 Samurai's Katana
- 1 Seize the Spoils
- 1 Shiny Impetus
- 1 Shock
- 1 Smoldering Spires
- 1 Sol Ring
- 1 Song-Mad Treachery // Song-Mad Ruins
- 1 Spikefield Hazard // Spikefield Cave
- 1 Storm-Kiln Artist
- 1 The Autonomous Furnace
- 1 Thrill of Possibility
- 1 Tormenting Voice
- 1 Twin Blades
- 1 Unstable Amulet
- 1 Vision of Love
- 1 Vulshok Factory
- 1 War Room
- 1 Warmaker Gunship
- 1 Wrenn's Resolve
- 1 Young Pyromancer