SQUEEEEEEEEEE by BillyKid

Format: Commander

Commander: Squee, the Immortal

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

This deck is a focused mono-red Equipment Voltron strategy helmed by **Squee, the Immortal**. Squee's unique ability to be cast from the graveyard or exile makes him an exceptionally resilient threat that can be re-deployed after almost any removal, including board wipes. The primary game plan is to suit Squee with a dense array of Equipment, amplify his damage through multipliers like **Gratuitous Violence** and **Fiery Emancipation**, and deliver lethal commander damage in a single swing. Secondary win conditions include **Chandra's Ignition** and **Fling** to turn Squee's power into direct damage, plus token-generating spells like **Reckless Crew** and **There and Back Again** that can hold Equipment if Squee is unavailable. The deck's massive artifact count (over 60% of nonland cards) provides both the Equipment payload and the mana acceleration needed to equip and attack quickly.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abrade
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Arena of Glory
  • 1 Argentum Armor
  • 1 Basilisk Collar
  • 1 Beamtown Beatstick
  • 1 Big Score
  • 1 Blacksmith's Talent
  • 1 Blasphemous Act
  • 1 Buried Ruin
  • 1 Buster Sword
  • 1 Caged Sun
  • 1 Castle Embereth
  • 1 Champion's Helm
  • 1 Chandra's Ignition
  • 1 Chaos Warp
  • 1 Colossus Hammer
  • 1 Commander's Plate
  • 1 Cool but Rude
  • 1 Demand Answers
  • 1 Diamond Pick-Axe
  • 1 Donnie's Bō
  • 1 Dwarven Hold
  • 1 Excalibur, Sword of Eden
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Fiery Emancipation
  • 1 Fireshrieker
  • 1 Fling
  • 1 Forgotten Cave
  • 1 Gamble
  • 1 Goldwardens' Gambit
  • 1 Golem-Skin Gauntlets
  • 1 Gratuitous Violence
  • 1 Grinning Totem
  • 1 Hammer of Nazahn
  • 1 Haunted Cloak
  • 1 Hazoret's Monument
  • 1 Hero's Blade
  • 1 Inventors' Fair
  • 1 Isochron Scepter
  • 1 Magnetic Theft
  • 1 Mask of Memory
  • 1 Masterwork of Ingenuity
  • 1 Mithril Coat
  • 1 Mjölnir, Hammer of Thor
  • 19 Mountain
  • 1 Myriad Landscape
  • 1 Nettlecyst
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Reckless Crew
  • 1 Reckless Handling
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Ring of Three Wishes
  • 1 Ring of Valkas
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Ruby Medallion
  • 1 Smoke
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spinerock Knoll
  • 1 Squee, the Immortal
  • 1 Starting Town
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Sword of Feast and Famine
  • 1 Sword of Hearth and Home
  • 1 Sword of Vengeance
  • 1 Tamiyo's Journal
  • 1 The Fire Crystal
  • 1 The Reaver Cleaver
  • 1 There and Back Again
  • 1 Thespian's Stage
  • 1 Thran Dynamo
  • 1 Thran Power Suit
  • 1 Thrill of Possibility
  • 1 Trailblazer's Boots
  • 1 Two-Handed Axe // Sweeping Cleave
  • 1 Unexpected Windfall
  • 1 Unleash Fury
  • 1 Untimely Malfunction
  • 1 Urza's Saga
  • 1 Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle
  • 1 Vandalblast
  • 1 War Room