We're Here to Eat Butts and Kick Nuts! by arturojim30

Format: Commander

Commander: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 51

Deck overview

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl commands an explosive mono-green token and combo deck capable of compounding board states rapidly into same-turn victories. The deck leverages dense early ramp to accelerate the commander onto the battlefield by Turn 3, setting up exponential token generation. Its primary win condition pairs the commander with Earthcraft or Phyrexian Altar to generate infinite green mana and infinite 1/1 Squirrel tokens. These infinite resources translate immediately into table lethality through Walking Ballista, Blasting Station, Altar of the Brood, or a massive Finale of Devastation. Dedicated protection cards like Allosaurus Shepherd, Dosan the Falling Leaf, and Veil of Summer ensure critical spells resolve uninterrupted. While vulnerable to early board wipes and well-timed instant creature removal, the deck's redundant creature tutors and heavy card draw engines like Skullclamp and Gaea's Cradle provide reliable speed, velocity, and resilience.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Allosaurus Shepherd
  • 1 Altar of the Brood
  • 1 Arbor Elf
  • 1 Archdruid's Charm
  • 1 Badgermole Cub
  • 1 Bala Ged Recovery // Bala Ged Sanctuary
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Blasting Station
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Bridgeworks Battle // Tanglespan Bridgeworks
  • 1 Cavern of Souls
  • 1 Chord of Calling
  • 1 Circle of Dreams Druid
  • 1 Collective Resistance
  • 1 Concordant Crossroads
  • 1 Craterhoof Behemoth
  • 1 Crop Rotation
  • 1 Cryptolith Rite
  • 1 Defense Grid
  • 1 Delighted Halfling
  • 1 Deserted Temple
  • 1 Disciple of Freyalise // Garden of Freyalise
  • 1 Dosan the Falling Leaf
  • 1 Dryad Arbor
  • 1 Earthcraft
  • 1 Elven Chorus
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Elvish Spirit Guide
  • 1 Enduring Vitality
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Expedition Map
  • 1 Fanatic of Rhonas
  • 1 Finale of Devastation
  • 19 Forest
  • 1 Formidable Speaker
  • 1 Fyndhorn Elves
  • 1 Gaea's Cradle
  • 1 Green Sun's Zenith
  • 1 Growing Rites of Itlimoc // Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
  • 1 Krosan Grip
  • 1 Legolas's Quick Reflexes
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Lotus Petal
  • 1 Natural Order
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Nature's Rhythm
  • 1 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
  • 1 Peregrin Took
  • 1 Phyrexian Altar
  • 1 Seedborn Muse
  • 1 Shamanic Revelation
  • 1 Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu
  • 1 Shifting Woodland
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Song of the Dryads
  • 1 Springleaf Parade
  • 1 Steely Resolve
  • 1 Summoner's Pact
  • 1 Supportive Parents
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Sylvan Scrying
  • 1 Talon Gates of Madara
  • 1 Tamiyo's Safekeeping
  • 1 The One Ring
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Thousand-Year Elixir
  • 1 Three Tree City
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Turntimber Symbiosis // Turntimber, Serpentine Wood
  • 1 Ulvenwald Oddity // Ulvenwald Behemoth
  • 1 Urza's Saga
  • 1 Utopia Sprawl
  • 1 Veil of Summer
  • 1 Vexing Bauble
  • 1 Walking Ballista
  • 1 Wild Growth
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth