*Will Smith Noises* by Ganonthegreat

Format: Commander

Creator: Ganonthegreat

Commander: Jenova, Ancient Calamity

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

This Golgari deck leverages an extensive package of 24 copies of Slime Against Humanity to build enormous trampling Ooze tokens, enhanced by +1/+1 counter amplifiers and Jenova, Ancient Calamity. Casting successive Slime spells scales token size through the graveyard and exile, while Jenova provides additional counters and turns them into Mutants for massive card draw on sacrifice. Counter multipliers like Corpsejack Menace and Innkeeper's Talent quickly scale these threats out of control. The primary win condition is overwhelming the table with immense combat damage from trampling Ooze tokens, augmented by cards like Wolverine, Claws Out and Preposterous Proportions.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abrupt Decay
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Binding the Old Gods
  • 1 Biogenic Ooze
  • 1 Black Tom Cassidy
  • 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
  • 1 Coat with Venom
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Corpsejack Menace
  • 1 Darwin, Adaptive Mutant
  • 1 Deathcap Glade
  • 1 Demonic Consultation
  • 15 Forest
  • 1 Golgari Rot Farm
  • 1 Golgari Signet
  • 1 Gothmog, Morgul Lieutenant
  • 1 Greater Good
  • 1 Gyre Sage
  • 1 Hardened Scales
  • 1 High Score
  • 1 Imp's Mischief
  • 1 Incubation Druid
  • 1 Innkeeper's Talent
  • 1 Inspiring Call
  • 1 Jenova, Ancient Calamity
  • 1 Level Up
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Maelstrom Pulse
  • 1 Maester Seymour
  • 1 Necroblossom Snarl
  • 1 Preposterous Proportions
  • 1 Quina, Qu Gourmet
  • 1 Return of the Mole Man
  • 1 Serum Powder
  • 1 Shang-Chi, Martial Mentor
  • 24 Slime Against Humanity
  • 1 Snuff Out
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Study the Classics
  • 9 Swamp
  • 1 Tainted Wood
  • 1 Talisman of Resilience
  • 1 Temple of Malady
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Tom, Bert, and William
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Touch of Moonglove
  • 1 Toxin Analysis
  • 1 Twilight Mire
  • 1 Underground Mortuary
  • 1 Viridescent Bog
  • 1 Wolverine, Claws Out
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery