The Unbeatable Squirrel G.I.R.L. by feedthewolfus

Format: Commander

Commander: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Bracket: 4

Deck overview

This mono-green deck builds an overwhelming board of Squirrel tokens around The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. The commander's attack trigger seeds the board, while her activated ability turns the current Squirrel count into that many more tokens, creating rapid exponential growth. Support cards like Enduring Vitality, Citanul Hierophants, and Springleaf Parade let all those tokens tap for mana, making it possible to chain several activations in one turn and explode to hundreds of Squirrels. Ivy Lane Denizen plus Scurry Oak offers a compact infinite-token backup, and Eldrazi Monument/Unnatural Growth/Banner of Kinship close out games through combat. The deck has no counterspells and leans heavily on its commander for speed, making it vulnerable to disruption but very potent when the chain starts.

Decklist (101 cards)

  • 1 Banner of Kinship
  • 1 Basking Broodscale
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Bloodroot Apothecary
  • 1 Bushmaster, Coiled Henchman
  • 1 Call Damage Control
  • 1 Chitterspitter
  • 1 Chomping Changeling
  • 1 Citanul Hierophants
  • 1 Crashing Drawbridge
  • 1 Curious Forager
  • 1 Deep Forest Hermit
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Eldrazi Monument
  • 1 Emerald Medallion
  • 1 Enduring Vitality
  • 1 Evolution Sage
  • 1 Evolution Witness
  • 1 For the Common Good
  • 34 Forest
  • 1 Garruk's Uprising
  • 1 Germination Practicum
  • 1 Hardened Scales
  • 1 Herd Baloth
  • 1 Heritage Reclamation
  • 1 Honored Dreyleader
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Ivy Lane Denizen
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Loyal Guardian
  • 1 Metallic Mimic
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Necklace of Girion
  • 1 Nyx Lotus
  • 1 Ohran Frostfang
  • 1 Orcrist, Goblin-cleaver
  • 1 Origin of Metalbending
  • 1 Ozolith, the Shattered Spire
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Path of Discovery
  • 1 Phyrexian Altar
  • 1 Prosperous Innkeeper
  • 1 Radagast of Rhosgobel
  • 1 Rampaging Baloths
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Rhonas's Monument
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Scurry Oak
  • 1 Scurry of Squirrels
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Seedborn Muse
  • 1 Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Springleaf Parade
  • 1 Squirrel Sovereign
  • 1 Swarmyard
  • 1 Sylvan Scavenging
  • 1 The Earth Crystal
  • 1 The Ozolith
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Trailblazer's Boots
  • 1 Traverse the Outlands
  • 1 Unnatural Growth
  • 1 Valley Mightcaller
  • 1 Winter Moon