Chatterfang - Im not mad, im nuts by t3trunk

Format: Commander

Commander: Chatterfang, Squirrel General

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

Chatterfang is the force multiplier that turns every token created by Bitterblossom, Hazel, Gilded Goose, or Second Harvest into extra Squirrels. The primary plan is a Squirrel-token aristocrats engine: accrue a board, convert it to cards/mana with Skullclamp, Warren Soultrader, Pitiless Plunderer, and Hazel, then finish with Blood Artist-style drain or a large combat swing. Secondary paths are go-wide combat through The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl and Hazel copies, and a slow recursive value game with Cauldron Familiar and Scavenger's Talent. Commander attacks rarely matter; Chatterfang's -X/-X ability doubles as removal. No hidden commander exists, and no face is DFC.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Academy Manufactor
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Bastion of Remembrance
  • 1 Bitterblossom
  • 1 Blood Artist
  • 1 Blood Seeker
  • 1 Bonecache Overseer
  • 1 Braids, Arisen Nightmare
  • 1 Camellia, the Seedmiser
  • 1 Cauldron Familiar
  • 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
  • 1 Chatterstorm
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Culling Ritual
  • 1 Deadly Dispute
  • 1 Dictate of Erebos
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Fatal Push
  • 1 Fecundity
  • 1 Feed the Swarm
  • 6 Forest
  • 1 Gilded Goose
  • 1 Go for the Throat
  • 1 Greta, Sweettooth Scourge
  • 1 Grim Hireling
  • 1 Guardian Project
  • 1 Hazel of the Rootbloom
  • 1 Hazel's Brewmaster
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Innocent Blood
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Many Partings
  • 1 Marionette Apprentice
  • 1 Mirkwood Bats
  • 1 Mirrorpool
  • 1 Moldervine Reclamation
  • 1 Morbid Opportunist
  • 1 Mosswort Bridge
  • 1 Murder
  • 1 Nadier's Nightblade
  • 1 Necroblossom Snarl
  • 1 Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
  • 1 Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
  • 1 Osteomancer Adept
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Pendelhaven
  • 1 Pitiless Plunderer
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Ravenous Squirrel
  • 1 Restless Cottage
  • 1 Revive the Shire
  • 1 Savor
  • 1 Saw in Half
  • 1 Scavenger's Talent
  • 1 Scurry of Squirrels
  • 1 Scute Swarm
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Shelob's Ambush
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Springheart Nantuko
  • 15 Swamp
  • 1 Swarmyard
  • 1 Swarmyard Massacre
  • 1 Tainted Wood
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 The Meathook Massacre
  • 1 The Odd Acorn Gang
  • 1 The Shire
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Thornvault Forager
  • 1 Tireless Tracker
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Valley Rotcaller
  • 1 Verdant Command
  • 1 Vraska Joins Up
  • 1 Warren Soultrader
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
  • 1 Ygra, Eater of All
  • 1 Zulaport Cutthroat