Pineapple does belong on Pizza! by AmeizingGuy

Format: Commander

Commander: Pizza Face, Gastromancer

Bracket: 4

Deck overview

This is a Golgari Food aristocrats deck helmed by Pizza Face, Gastromancer. The plan floods the board with Food (and related Clue/Treasure) tokens, multiplies them through engines like Academy Manufactor, Chatterfang, Squirrel General, and Peregrin Took, then converts departures into life drain, treasures, and +1/+1 counters. Primary wins are infinite sacrifice loops-most often Warren Soultrader or Ashnod's Altar paired with Cauldron Familiar, Pitiless Plunderer, and drain pieces such as Blood Artist, Zulaport Cutthroat, Mirkwood Bats, and Nadier's Nightblade. Ygra, Eater of All is a backup beater that turns the whole board into Food fuel. Pizza Face itself is optional value: its ETB Food and Disappear trigger (three counters, and artifact animation into Mutants) ride the deck's constant permanent-leaving, but every combo line lives entirely in the 99.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Academy Manufactor
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Ashnod's Altar
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Autumn's Veil
  • 1 Back for Seconds
  • 1 Bag End Banquet
  • 1 Bala Ged Recovery // Bala Ged Sanctuary
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Bilbo, Fellow Conspirator
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Blood Artist
  • 1 Blooming Marsh
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Bridgeworks Battle // Tanglespan Bridgeworks
  • 1 Buried Alive
  • 1 Cauldron Familiar
  • 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
  • 1 Chord of Calling
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Culling the Weak
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Darkbore Pathway // Slitherbore Pathway
  • 1 Deadly Dispute
  • 1 Deadly Rollick
  • 1 Deathcap Glade
  • 1 Delighted Halfling
  • 1 Diabolic Intent
  • 1 Diabolic Tutor
  • 1 Elanor Gardner
  • 1 Elves of Deep Shadow
  • 1 Experimental Confectioner
  • 1 Fabled Passage
  • 1 Feed the Swarm
  • 1 Fell the Profane // Fell Mire
  • 9 Forest
  • 1 Gilded Goose
  • 1 Green Sun's Zenith
  • 1 Greta, Sweettooth Scourge
  • 1 Gwenna, Eyes of Gaea
  • 1 Hazel's Brewmaster
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 High Market
  • 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
  • 1 Jenova, Ancient Calamity
  • 1 Journey to Eternity // Atzal, Cave of Eternity
  • 1 Karn's Bastion
  • 1 Lively Dirge
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire
  • 1 Marionette Apprentice
  • 1 Mirkwood Bats
  • 1 Nadier's Nightblade
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Night of the Sweets' Revenge
  • 1 Ninja Pizza
  • 1 Nurturing Peatland
  • 1 Omni-Cheese Pizza
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Peregrin Took
  • 1 Phyrexian Tower
  • 1 Pitiless Plunderer
  • 1 Pizza Face, Gastromancer
  • 1 Putrefy
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Revitalizing Repast // Old-Growth Grove
  • 1 Savvy Hunter
  • 1 Shared Summons
  • 1 Shifting Woodland
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Sunset Sarsaparilla Machine
  • 1 Supper for Spiders
  • 3 Swamp
  • 1 Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender
  • 1 Tainted Treats
  • 1 The Shire
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Tireless Provisioner
  • 1 Tough Cookie
  • 1 Toxic Deluge
  • 1 Undergrowth Stadium
  • 1 Veil of Summer
  • 1 Vernal Fen
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Warren Soultrader
  • 1 Wastewood Verge
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Ygra, Eater of All
  • 1 Zulaport Cutthroat