Pineapple does belong on Pizza! by jellypaws

Format: Commander

Commander: Pizza Face, Gastromancer

Bracket: 4

Deck overview

This is a Golgari Food aristocrats and token-sacrifice deck helmed by Pizza Face, Gastromancer. The core plan floods the board with Food (and related Clue/Treasure/Squirrel) tokens, then converts those tokens into mana, cards, and life-drain via sacrifice outlets and death triggers. Pizza Face, Gastromancer rewards any permanent leaving the battlefield by stacking +1/+1 counters and animating noncreature artifacts into Mutants, turning the Food pile into a growing threat base, but the infinite drain lines live entirely in the 99 and do not require the commander. Primary wins are infinite sacrifice loops draining the table through Mirkwood Bats, Nadier's Nightblade, Zulaport Cutthroat, Blood Artist, or Marionette Apprentice, backed by go-wide combat finishes via Triumph of the Hordes and oversized Mutants. The deck plays as a midrange combo engine that grinds value every sacrifice and closes once a two- or three-card loop assembles.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Academy Manufactor
• 1 Arcane Signet
• 1 Ashnod's Altar
• 1 Assassin's Trophy
• 1 Autumn's Veil
• 1 Back for Seconds
• 1 Bag End Banquet
• 1 Bala Ged Recovery // Bala Ged Sanctuary
• 1 Beast Within
• 1 Bilbo, Fellow Conspirator
• 1 Birds of Paradise
• 1 Blood Artist
• 1 Blooming Marsh
• 1 Bojuka Bog
• 1 Bridgeworks Battle // Tanglespan Bridgeworks
• 1 Buried Alive
• 1 Cauldron Familiar
• 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
• 1 Chord of Calling
• 1 Command Tower
• 1 Culling the Weak
• 1 Dark Ritual
• 1 Darkbore Pathway // Slitherbore Pathway
• 1 Deadly Dispute
• 1 Deadly Rollick
• 1 Deathcap Glade
• 1 Delighted Halfling
• 1 Diabolic Intent
• 1 Diabolic Tutor
• 1 Elanor Gardner
• 1 Elves of Deep Shadow
• 1 Experimental Confectioner
• 1 Fabled Passage
• 1 Feed the Swarm
• 1 Fell the Profane // Fell Mire
• 9 Forest
• 1 Gilded Goose
• 1 Green Sun's Zenith
• 1 Greta, Sweettooth Scourge
• 1 Gwenna, Eyes of Gaea
• 1 Hazel's Brewmaster
• 1 Heroic Intervention
• 1 High Market
• 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
• 1 Jenova, Ancient Calamity
• 1 Journey to Eternity // Atzal, Cave of Eternity
• 1 Karn's Bastion
• 1 Lively Dirge
• 1 Llanowar Elves
• 1 Llanowar Wastes
• 1 Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire
• 1 Marionette Apprentice
• 1 Mirkwood Bats
• 1 Nadier's Nightblade
• 1 Nature's Lore
• 1 Night of the Sweets' Revenge
• 1 Ninja Pizza
• 1 Nurturing Peatland
• 1 Omni-Cheese Pizza
• 1 Overgrown Tomb
• 1 Peregrin Took
• 1 Phyrexian Tower
• 1 Pitiless Plunderer
• 1 Pizza Face, Gastromancer
• 1 Putrefy
• 1 Reanimate
• 1 Revitalizing Repast // Old-Growth Grove
• 1 Savvy Hunter
• 1 Shared Summons
• 1 Shifting Woodland
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Sunset Sarsaparilla Machine
• 3 Swamp
• 1 Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender
• 1 Tainted Treats
• 1 The Shire
• 1 Three Visits
• 1 Tireless Provisioner
• 1 Tough Cookie
• 1 Toxic Deluge
• 1 Triumph of the Hordes
• 1 Undergrowth Stadium
• 1 Veil of Summer
• 1 Vernal Fen
• 1 Victimize
• 1 Warren Soultrader
• 1 Wastewood Verge
• 1 Woodland Cemetery
• 1 Ygra, Eater of All
• 1 Zulaport Cutthroat