Last Chance For This Website To Justify the Price by SlightlyBurntPie

Format: Commander

Commander: Slimefoot and Squee

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

This is a Jund graveyard-value deck helmed by Slimefoot and Squee. The plan is to stuff the graveyard with loot and mill, then reanimate expensive haymakers and grind the table with sacrifice payoffs and Saproling tokens. Slimefoot and Squee is a 3-mana recursion engine that wants to die: its enter-or-attack trigger makes a Saproling, and from the graveyard it can pay four mana and sacrifice a Saproling to return itself plus another creature. It is convenient, not mandatory - the 99 already carries Victimize, Dread Return, Living Death, Deadbridge Chant, Chthonian Nightmare, and Lich-Knights' Conquest. There are no infinite combos. Wins come from combat with reanimated threats like Archon of Cruelty and Vilis, Broker of Blood, from a Tendershoot Dryad swarm, or from a well-timed Living Death. The curve is high (3.68) and the rock suite is essentially empty, so this is a long midrange game.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Altar of the Wretched // Wretched Bonemass
  • 1 Archon of Cruelty
  • 1 Ardyn, the Usurper
  • 1 Armaggon, Future Shark
  • 1 Artifact Mutation
  • 1 Aurora Awakener
  • 1 Avatar Destiny
  • 1 Azog, Moria's Ruin
  • 1 Bebop & Rocksteady
  • 1 Bitter Reunion
  • 1 Bolg of the North
  • 1 Brass's Tunnel-Grinder // Tecutlan, the Searing Rift
  • 1 Brightcap Badger // Fungus Frolic
  • 1 Carnage, Crimson Chaos
  • 1 Cathartic Pyre
  • 1 Cauldron of Essence
  • 1 Chthonian Nightmare
  • 1 Colossal Grave-Reaver
  • 1 Combustible Gearhulk
  • 39 Command Tower
  • 1 Deadbridge Chant
  • 1 Demand Answers
  • 1 Disciple of Freyalise // Garden of Freyalise
  • 1 Doctor Doom
  • 1 Dread Return
  • 1 Eddie Brock // Venom, Lethal Protector
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Glowspore Shaman
  • 1 Golgari Germination
  • 1 Greater Good
  • 1 Grim Reaper's Scythe
  • 1 Grisly Salvage
  • 1 Grist, the Hunger Tide
  • 1 Ignoble Hierarch
  • 1 Insidious Roots
  • 1 Lich-Knights' Conquest
  • 1 Living Death
  • 1 Malevolent Rumble
  • 1 Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes
  • 1 Necrogenesis
  • 1 Ripples of Undeath
  • 1 Ruthless Technomancer
  • 1 Sakura-Tribe Elder
  • 1 Seedship Broodtender
  • 1 Sepulchral Primordial
  • 1 Sinister Concoction
  • 1 Slimefoot and Squee
  • 1 Sprouting Thrinax
  • 1 Stitcher's Supplier
  • 1 Tendershoot Dryad
  • 1 The Gitrog, Ravenous Ride
  • 1 The Sackville-Bagginses
  • 1 Tom, Bert, and William
  • 1 Twilight Diviner
  • 1 Undercellar Myconid
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Vilis, Broker of Blood
  • 1 Village Rites
  • 1 Voldaren Epicure
  • 1 Vraska, Golgari Queen
  • 1 World Shaper
  • 1 Ziatora, the Incinerator