Suicide Squirrel Squad by Bigbadchad

Format: Commander

Commander: Chatterfang, Squirrel General

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 59

Deck overview

This Golgari deck is an optimized token-aristocrats combo engine led by Chatterfang, Squirrel General. It capitalizes on Chatterfang's replacement ability to double all token production, transforming incidental treasures, clues, foods, and creature tokens into an army of 1/1 Squirrels. These tokens fuel instant-speed board control, massive mana generation, and intense card advantage through engines like Skullclamp and Yawgmoth, Thran Physician. The primary win condition is a compact infinite loop between Chatterfang and Pitiless Plunderer or Warren Soultrader, generating infinite mana, infinite tokens, and infinite death triggers. Aristocrat payoffs like Blood Artist, Zulaport Cutthroat, and Mirkwood Bats convert these loops into instant table-wide lethal drain. Backed by cheap protection spells, resilient recursion, and premium Golgari tutors, the deck exerts early board pressure and threatens fast, decisive combo finishes.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abrupt Decay
  • 1 Academy Manufactor
  • 1 Agadeem's Awakening // Agadeem, the Undercrypt
  • 1 Ashnod's Altar
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Awakening Zone
  • 1 Bastion of Remembrance
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Bitterbloom Bearer
  • 1 Bitterblossom
  • 1 Black Market Connections
  • 1 Blood Artist
  • 1 Blooming Marsh
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Braids, Arisen Nightmare
  • 1 Carrion Feeder
  • 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
  • 1 Chord of Calling
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Craterhoof Behemoth
  • 1 Deadly Dispute
  • 1 Deadly Rollick
  • 1 Deathcap Glade
  • 1 Delighted Halfling
  • 1 Demonic Tutor
  • 1 Diabolic Intent
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Dread Return
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Enduring Vitality
  • 1 Essence Warden
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Finale of Devastation
  • 1 Force of Vigor
  • 7 Forest
  • 1 Gala Greeters
  • 1 Gilded Goose
  • 1 Grave Pact
  • 1 Growing Rites of Itlimoc // Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun
  • 1 Hazel of the Rootbloom
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Jadar, Ghoulcaller of Nephalia
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Living Death
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Lord Skitter, Sewer King
  • 1 Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire
  • 1 Mirkwood Bats
  • 1 Nurturing Peatland
  • 1 Ophiomancer
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Pest Infestation
  • 1 Phyrexian Altar
  • 1 Phyrexian Tower
  • 1 Pitiless Plunderer
  • 1 Plumb the Forbidden
  • 1 Retrofitter Foundry
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Species Specialist
  • 1 Stardew Valley
  • 6 Swamp
  • 1 Swarmyard
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Tainted Wood
  • 1 Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
  • 1 The Meathook Massacre
  • 1 The One Ring
  • 1 Three Tree City
  • 1 Tireless Provisioner
  • 1 Toxic Deluge
  • 1 Twilight Mire
  • 1 Tyvar's Stand
  • 1 Undergrowth Stadium
  • 1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
  • 1 Vampiric Tutor
  • 1 Veil of Summer
  • 1 Verdant Catacombs
  • 1 Viscera Seer
  • 1 Walking Ballista
  • 1 Warren Soultrader
  • 1 Westvale Abbey // Ormendahl, Profane Prince
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
  • 1 Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
  • 1 Zulaport Cutthroat