Great Job! Here, Have a Sticker! - Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop by akabaymax

Format: Commander

Commander: Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 37

Deck overview

This Simic deck combines Unfinity sticker mechanics with a dedicated blink subtheme to execute a powerful Voltron combat strategy. The commander, Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop, gains ticket counters on entry and places power/toughness stickers on your nonland permanents. Because the commander sets its base power and toughness equal to the sum of all stickers across your board, flickering your commander or other sticker-bearing creatures rapidly scales Blorpityblorpboop into a massive, lethal threat. The deck complements this core engine with evasion equipment like Whispersilk Cloak and Trailblazer's Boots, resilient blink-based protection spells, and efficient interaction like Pongify and Counterspell. While the list lacks high-power creature tutors and infinite combos, its ability to continuously generate value through creatures like Mulldrifter and Aether Channeler ensures that it can rebuild quickly and close games through insurmountable commander damage.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Aether Channeler
  • 1 Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Baaallerina
  • 1 Bant Panorama
  • 1 Barkchannel Pathway // Tidechannel Pathway
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Blorbian Buddy
  • 1 Blur
  • 1 Boing!
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Brokers Hideout
  • 1 Chicken Troupe
  • 1 Clandestine Chameleon
  • 1 Command Performance
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Conjurer's Closet
  • 1 Counterspell
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Darksteel Ingot
  • 1 Deadeye Navigator
  • 1 Displacer Kitten
  • 1 Done for the Day
  • 1 Dreamroot Cascade
  • 1 Elvish Visionary
  • 1 Embiggen
  • 1 Essence Flux
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Finishing Move
  • 1 Flooded Grove
  • 10 Forest
  • 1 Ghostly Flicker
  • 1 Glitterflitter
  • 1 Golden Argosy
  • 1 Identity Thief
  • 1 Illusionist's Stratagem
  • 10 Island
  • 1 Karn's Bastion
  • 1 Kodama's Reach
  • 1 Lineprancers
  • 1 Misty Rainforest
  • 1 Mulldrifter
  • 1 Murkfiend Liege
  • 1 Myriad Landscape
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Nephalia Smuggler
  • 1 Old One Eye
  • 1 Planar Incision
  • 1 Pongify
  • 1 Preordain
  • 1 Prize Wall
  • 1 Rapid Hybridization
  • 1 Reality Shift
  • 1 Reclamation Sage
  • 1 Rejuvenating Springs
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Rust Goliath
  • 1 Simic Signet
  • 1 Siren's Ruse
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Stiltstrider
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Sword Coast Sailor
  • 1 Sword of Hearth and Home
  • 1 Tamiyo's Safekeeping
  • 1 Teferi's Time Twist
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Ticket Turbotubes
  • 1 Ticketomaton
  • 1 Timeless Witness
  • 1 Topiary Stomper
  • 1 Trailblazer's Boots
  • 1 Whispersilk Cloak
  • 1 Wicker Picker
  • 1 Winged Boots
  • 1 Wood Elves
  • 1 Yavimaya Coast
  • 1 _____ _____ _____ Trespasser
  • 1 _____-o-saurus