I vant to suck your life by bobby89
Format: Commander
Commander: Astarion, the Decadent
Bracket: 4
Deck overview
This is an Orzhov life-drain deck built around maximizing the difference between your life total and your opponents'. Astarion, the Decadent functions as a scaling finisher: once the table has been softened by your "lose half your life" effects, his Feed mode drains a target for everything they lost that turn, and Friends doubles your own lifegain. The deck's true engine room is the Sanguine Bond / Exquisite Blood family of combos, reinforced by Bloodthirsty Conqueror as a redundant Exquisite Half, and by "drain" pieces like Marauding Blight-Priest that turn life-gain into table-wide pinging. Aggrline win-cons are the Quetous Spike-arcane "lose half" packages on unblockable or recursing bodies such as Unstopppet Slasher, Shreder, and Radiounterer Man. Against an unwary table, one resolved half-life hit turns Exsanguimate or Astarion's end-step Feed into a conplete clear of total life.
Decklist (100 cards)
- 1 Anguished Unmaking
- 1 Arcane Signet
- 1 Astarion, the Decadent
- 1 Authority of the Consuls
- 1 Ayara, First of Locthwain
- 1 Bender's Waterskin
- 1 Beseech the Queen
- 1 Bitterbloom Bearer
- 1 Black Market
- 1 Blacksmith's Skill
- 1 Bloodthirsty Conqueror
- 1 Bojuka Bog
- 1 Brilliant Wings
- 1 Brotherhood Regalia
- 1 Clever Concealment
- 1 Command Tower
- 1 Commander's Plate
- 1 Commander's Sphere
- 1 Dark Ritual
- 1 Dawn's Truce
- 1 Deadly Rollick
- 1 Desolate Mire
- 1 Esper Sentinel
- 1 Evolving Wilds
- 1 Exotic Orchard
- 1 Exquisite Blood
- 1 Exsanguinate
- 1 Fabled Passage
- 1 Fellwar Stone
- 1 Fetid Heath
- 1 Final Showdown
- 1 Flare of Fortitude
- 1 Flare of Malice
- 1 Fracture
- 1 Isolated Chapel
- 1 Jet Medallion
- 1 Mangara, the Diplomat
- 1 Marauding Blight-Priest
- 1 Midgar, City of Mako // Reactor Raid
- 1 Monologue Tax
- 1 Mortify
- 1 Mortuary Mire
- 1 Moseo, Vein's New Dean
- 1 Night's Whisper
- 1 Not Dead After All
- 1 Orzhov Basilica
- 1 Papalymo Totolymo
- 1 Peer into the Abyss
- 3 Plains
- 1 Quietus Spike
- 1 Radioactive Man
- 1 Read the Bones
- 1 Reliquary Tower
- 1 Rogue's Passage
- 1 Rush of Dread
- 1 Sanguine Bond
- 1 Scytheclaw
- 1 Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel
- 1 Shattered Sanctum
- 1 Shineshadow Snarl
- 1 Shredder, Shadow Master
- 1 Silence
- 1 Snuff Out
- 1 Sol Ring
- 1 South Wind Avatar
- 1 Splinter's Technique
- 1 Starscape Cleric
- 1 Suspicious Bookcase
- 15 Swamp
- 1 Syr Konrad, the Grim
- 1 Tainted Field
- 1 Temporal Extortion
- 1 The Darkness Crystal
- 1 The Master of Lake-town
- 1 The Soul Stone
- 1 Toxic Deluge
- 1 Trouble in Pairs
- 1 Turbulent Moor
- 1 Unstoppable Slasher
- 1 Vengeful Bloodwitch
- 1 Victimize
- 1 Vindicate
- 1 Witch of the Moors
- 1 Worthy Cost