The Beamtown Bullies

Format: Commander

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 45

Deck overview

This deck is a high-power Jund 'bad gifts' combo strategy piloted by The Beamtown Bullies. The primary game plan revolves around rapidly binning catastrophic, negative-drawback nonlegendary creatures—such as Leveler, Eater of Days, Inverter of Truth, and Hellcarver Demon—directly into the graveyard using redundant entomb effects. Once Bullies is deployed, its built-in haste and vigilance allow it to tap on each opponent's turn to donate these creatures. The gifted creatures trigger disastrous enter-the-battlefield or combat penalties, exiling opponents' libraries, skipping their turns, or wiping their boards, while goad and end-step exile protect you from any blowback. Backed by cheap Jund interaction, targeted stack defense, and untap engines like Seedborn Muse and Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler, the deck executes sequential, unrecoverable knockouts starting as early as Turn 4.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abrupt Decay
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Argentum Masticore
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Avaricious Dragon
  • 1 Badlands
  • 1 Bayou
  • 1 Bazaar of Baghdad
  • 1 Bedevil
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Blackcleave Cliffs
  • 1 Blightstep Pathway // Searstep Pathway
  • 1 Blood Crypt
  • 1 Bloodstained Mire
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Buried Alive
  • 1 Chrome Mox
  • 1 City of Brass
  • 1 Command Beacon
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Damnation
  • 1 Demonic Tutor
  • 1 Despotic Scepter
  • 1 Dina's Guidance
  • 1 Eater of Days
  • 1 Ebonblade Reaper
  • 1 Entomb
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Fauna Shaman
  • 1 Fellwar Stone
  • 1 Final Parting
  • 1 Flayer of the Hatebound
  • 1 Forbidden Orchard
  • 1 Force of Vigor
  • 2 Forest
  • 1 Formidable Speaker
  • 1 Go for the Throat
  • 1 Hellcarver Demon
  • 1 Hermit Druid
  • 1 Ignoble Hierarch
  • 1 Inverter of Truth
  • 1 Jarad's Orders
  • 1 Karplusan Forest
  • 1 Leveler
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 M.O.D.O.K.
  • 1 Magewright's Stone
  • 1 Mana Confluence
  • 1 Mana Vault
  • 1 Marvin, Murderous Mimic
  • 1 Natural State
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Oriq Loremage
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Patriar's Seal
  • 1 Phyrexian Negator
  • 1 Pyroblast
  • 1 Quirion Ranger
  • 1 Red Elemental Blast
  • 1 Riftsweeper
  • 1 Ripples of Undeath
  • 1 Rootbound Crag
  • 1 Scryb Ranger
  • 1 Seedborn Muse
  • 1 Seeker of Skybreak
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spire Garden
  • 1 Spire of Industry
  • 1 Staff of Compleation
  • 1 Strip Mine
  • 1 Sulfurous Springs
  • 2 Swamp
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Sylvan Tutor
  • 1 Taiga
  • 1 Talisman of Impulse
  • 1 Talisman of Indulgence
  • 1 Talisman of Resilience
  • 1 Terminate
  • 1 The Beamtown Bullies
  • 1 Thousand-Year Elixir
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Thrill of Possibility
  • 1 Tortured Existence
  • 1 Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler
  • 1 Underground Mortuary
  • 1 Undergrowth Stadium
  • 1 Unmarked Grave
  • 1 Vampiric Tutor
  • 1 Verdant Catacombs
  • 1 Vile Entomber
  • 1 Wooded Foothills
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Worldly Tutor
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth