Bully by SpagNoodle

Format: Commander

Creator: SpagNoodle

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 2

DeckCheck Threat Index: 26

Deck overview

This deck is a classic 'bad gifts' reanimator strategy piloted by The Beamtown Bullies. The primary game plan is to tutor or discard game-losing creatures—most notably Leveler, Eater of Days, and Inverter of Truth—directly into the graveyard. Once The Beamtown Bullies is on the battlefield, its tap ability grants control of these creatures to opponents during their turns. Because Leveler exiles its controller's library upon entering the battlefield, the target loses on their upcoming draw step. While explosive in eliminating a single player, the deck lacks mass untap effects to wipe the entire table in a single turn, forcing it to pass through multiple turn cycles to eliminate each player sequentially. Additionally, the deck possesses minimal protection for its commander and graveyard, making it susceptible to well-timed removal and exile effects.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Altanak, the Thrice-Called
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Artisan of Kozilek
  • 1 Ash Barrens
  • 1 Bane of Progress
  • 1 Bitter Triumph
  • 1 Buried Alive
  • 1 Cathartic Reunion
  • 1 Cemetery Tampering
  • 1 Chaos Warp
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Commander Greven il-Vec
  • 1 Commander's Sphere
  • 1 Corpse Connoisseur
  • 1 Crawling Sensation
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Deathbringer Regent
  • 1 Demolisher Spawn
  • 1 Demon of Loathing
  • 1 Dina's Guidance
  • 1 Diresight
  • 1 Doomgape
  • 1 Dragon Mage
  • 1 Eater of Days
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Flayer of the Hatebound
  • 1 Foreboding Ruins
  • 8 Forest
  • 1 Grab the Prize
  • 1 Greater Tanuki
  • 1 Grisly Salvage
  • 1 Harmonize
  • 1 Hunted Wumpus
  • 1 Ingot Chewer
  • 1 Inverter of Truth
  • 1 Jagged Poppet
  • 1 Jarad's Orders
  • 1 Leveler
  • 1 Misty Mountains Raider
  • 1 Moria Scavenger
  • 1 Mossfire Valley
  • 6 Mountain
  • 1 Murmuring Volume
  • 1 Night's Whisper
  • 1 Oliphaunt
  • 1 Ominous Asylum
  • 1 Putrefy
  • 1 Rampaging War Mammoth
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Risky Research
  • 1 Riveteers Charm
  • 1 Riveteers Overlook
  • 1 Royal Assassin
  • 1 Ruin Grinder
  • 1 Sakura-Tribe Elder
  • 1 Satyr Wayfinder
  • 1 Savage Lands
  • 1 Shimmerwilds Growth
  • 1 Shriekmaw
  • 1 Skull Prophet
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Soulgorger Orgg
  • 6 Swamp
  • 1 Swampsnare Trap
  • 1 Terminate
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 The Beamtown Bullies
  • 1 Thrashing Brontodon
  • 1 Thriving Bluff
  • 1 Thriving Grove
  • 1 Thriving Moor
  • 1 Titan's Grave
  • 1 Titanoth Rex
  • 1 Town Greeter
  • 1 Ugin's Construct
  • 1 Ulamog's Crusher
  • 1 Ultimate Magic: Meteor
  • 1 Undead Butler
  • 1 Vile Entomber
  • 1 Viridescent Bog
  • 1 Vision of Love
  • 1 Wooded Ridgeline