sqauirlls go burr by Loganstan1
Format: Commander
Creator: Loganstan1
Commander: Chatterfang, Squirrel General
Bracket: 4
DeckCheck Threat Index: 50
Deck overview
This Golgari deck is an optimized token-aristocrats strategy led by Chatterfang, Squirrel General. The game plan revolves around accelerating mana early with 1-2 CMC dorks and rocks, deploying Chatterfang, and triggering token generators like Peregrin Took, Tireless Provisioner, and Black Market Connections. Chatterfang doubles every token created—whether Treasure, Food, Clue, or Creature—into additional 1/1 green Squirrels. These tokens serve a dual role as board control fodder and sacrifice fuel for explosive card draw through Skullclamp and Yawgmoth, Thran Physician. The deck seeks to close games decisively on Turn 5 by assembling an infinite loop with Pitiless Plunderer, sacrificing Squirrels to generate Treasures and new Squirrels while aristocrat payoffs like Blood Artist, Zulaport Cutthroat, and Marionette Apprentice drain the entire table. Backed by efficient interaction like Abrupt Decay, Force of Vigor, and Culling Ritual, the deck exerts immense board pressure and transitions smoothly from incremental value to sudden, lethal combo finishes.
Decklist (100 cards)
- 1 Abrupt Decay
- 1 Academy Manufactor
- 1 Arachnogenesis
- 1 Arcane Signet
- 1 Ashnod's Altar
- 1 Assassin's Trophy
- 1 Bayou
- 1 Birds of Paradise
- 1 Black Market Connections
- 1 Blood Artist
- 1 Bloodstained Mire
- 1 Bloom Tender
- 1 Bojuka Bog
- 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
- 1 Cabal Coffers
- 1 Camellia, the Seedmiser
- 1 Cauldron of Essence
- 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
- 1 Culling Ritual
- 1 Culling the Weak
- 1 Dark Ritual
- 1 Deadly Dispute
- 1 Deathrite Shaman
- 1 Delighted Halfling
- 1 Diabolic Intent
- 1 Doubling Season
- 1 Eternal Witness
- 1 Exotic Orchard
- 1 Fabled Passage
- 1 Fanatical Offering
- 1 Fellwar Stone
- 1 Force of Vigor
- 8 Forest
- 1 Gilded Goose
- 1 Haywire Mite
- 1 Hazel of the Rootbloom
- 1 Hazel's Brewmaster
- 1 Heroic Intervention
- 1 Idol of Oblivion
- 1 Imp's Mischief
- 1 Llanowar Elves
- 1 Llanowar Wastes
- 1 Lotus Cobra
- 1 Marionette Apprentice
- 1 Mirkwood Bats
- 1 Nadier's Nightblade
- 1 Nature's Lore
- 1 Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
- 1 Orcish Bowmasters
- 1 Overgrown Tomb
- 1 Parallel Lives
- 1 Peregrin Took
- 1 Phyrexian Altar
- 1 Phyrexian Tower
- 1 Pitiless Plunderer
- 1 Reflecting Pool
- 1 Scurry of Squirrels
- 1 Scute Swarm
- 1 Second Harvest
- 1 Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel
- 1 Skullclamp
- 1 Snuff Out
- 1 Sol Ring
- 1 Springheart Nantuko
- 8 Swamp
- 1 Swarmyard
- 1 Swarmyard Massacre
- 1 Sylvan Library
- 1 Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
- 1 Talisman of Resilience
- 1 The Shire
- 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
- 1 Three Tree City
- 1 Three Visits
- 1 Tireless Provisioner
- 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
- 1 Underground Mortuary
- 1 Undergrowth Stadium
- 1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
- 1 Veil of Summer
- 1 Verdant Catacombs
- 1 Warren Soultrader
- 1 Woodland Cemetery
- 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
- 1 Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
- 1 Zulaport Cutthroat