Paint the town red 🔪 by wakenthefallen

Format: Commander

Creator: wakenthefallen

Commander: Massacre Girl

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 34

Deck overview

This Massacre Girl deck operates as a dedicated mono-black control and attrition strategy. The commander acts as a reliable, reusable board wipe in the command zone that punishes token swarms and wide boards. By intentionally providing opponents with low-toughness creatures using cards like Forbidden Orchard, Genesis Chamber, and Slaughter Specialist, the deck guarantees Massacre Girl's cascading -1/-1 death triggers will clear virtually any battlefield. The mana engine is propelled by classic black staples including Cabal Coffers, Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth, and Crypt of Agadeem, generating massive amounts of mana in the mid-game. Win conditions pivot around Revel in Riches capitalizing on mass creature casualties, devastating life swings from Gray Merchant of Asphodel and Kokusho, the Evening Star, or overwhelming reanimation with Rise of the Dark Realms. While exceptionally resilient against creature-based strategies, it remains vulnerable to stack interaction and fast spell-based combo decks.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Accursed Marauder
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Barren Moor
  • 1 Black Cat, Cunning Thief
  • 1 Boggart Trawler // Boggart Bog
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Buried Ruin
  • 1 Cabal Coffers
  • 1 Charcoal Diamond
  • 1 Coldsteel Heart
  • 1 Command Beacon
  • 1 Commune with Evil
  • 1 Conjurer's Closet
  • 1 Crypt of Agadeem
  • 1 Cynical Loner
  • 1 Damnation
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Deadly Cover-Up
  • 1 Deadly Dispute
  • 1 Demonic Tutor
  • 1 Desert of the Glorified
  • 1 Deserted Temple
  • 1 Diabolic Tutor
  • 1 Expedition Map
  • 1 Exquisite Blood
  • 1 Feed the Swarm
  • 1 Feign Death
  • 1 Fellwar Stone
  • 1 Final Parting
  • 1 Forbidden Orchard
  • 1 Genesis Chamber
  • 1 Gray Merchant of Asphodel
  • 1 Grim Servant
  • 1 Infernal Grasp
  • 1 Jet Medallion
  • 1 Jhoira, Weatherlight Corsair
  • 1 Kaya's Ghostform
  • 1 Kokusho, the Evening Star
  • 1 Lively Dirge
  • 1 Lotus Petal
  • 1 Mana Vault
  • 1 Manifold Key
  • 1 Marionette Apprentice
  • 1 Massacre Girl
  • 1 Mindslaver
  • 1 Mirage Mirror
  • 1 Myriad Landscape
  • 1 Nowhere to Run
  • 1 Oubliette
  • 1 Parker Luck
  • 1 Phyrexian Obliterator
  • 1 Polluted Mire
  • 1 Ravenous Chupacabra
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Reassembling Skeleton
  • 1 Revel in Riches
  • 1 Ripples of Undeath
  • 1 Rise of the Dark Realms
  • 1 Shadowheart, Dark Justiciar
  • 1 Sidisi, Undead Vizier
  • 1 Sign in Blood
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Slaughter Specialist
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Solemn Simulacrum
  • 1 Spawning Pit
  • 1 Supernatural Stamina
  • 15 Swamp
  • 1 Thespian's Stage
  • 1 Thorn of the Black Rose
  • 1 Thran Dynamo
  • 1 Tragic Slip
  • 1 Tree of Perdition
  • 1 Twilight Prophet
  • 1 Uba Mask
  • 1 Umbral Collar Zealot
  • 1 Undying Malice
  • 1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
  • 1 Urza's Cave
  • 1 Vesuva
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Viscera Seer
  • 1 War Room
  • 1 Wishclaw Talisman
  • 1 Witch's Cottage
  • 1 Withering Torment