The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl by KaliMoose

Format: Commander

Commander: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 36

Deck overview

This mono-green deck uses The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl to build a massive army of Squirrel creature tokens and win through explosive combat damage. The plan accelerates mana on the first two turns using dorks like Llanowar Elves and land ramp like Nature's Lore. On turn 3 or 4, it deploys the commander to create tokens on entry and attack. The commander's activated ability doubles your Squirrel count, expanding a modest board into an overwhelming swarm. On turn 5, the deck transitions into a lethal threat by resolving powerful team-wide buffs like Beastmaster Ascension, Overrun, or Return of the Wildspeaker, eliminating the leading opponent before finishing the rest of the table on turn 6. It also includes an infinite token combo using Ivy Lane Denizen and Scurry Oak. While the deck rebuilds quickly and swarms effectively, it remains vulnerable to sweepers and carries limited reactive disruption.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Animal Friend
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Bakersbane Duo
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Beastmaster Ascension
  • 1 Bloodroot Apothecary
  • 1 Bushy Bodyguard
  • 1 Cache Grab
  • 1 Chatter of the Squirrel
  • 1 Chatterstorm
  • 1 Chitterspitter
  • 1 Citanul Hierophants
  • 1 Cloakwood Hermit
  • 1 Crashing Drawbridge
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Curious Forager
  • 1 Deep Forest Hermit
  • 1 Elven Chorus
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Fog
  • 1 For the Common Good
  • 32 Forest
  • 1 Germination Practicum
  • 1 Go Nuts!
  • 1 Harmonize
  • 1 Heraldic Banner
  • 1 Heroic Feast
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Honored Dreyleader
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Ivy Lane Denizen
  • 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Metallic Mimic
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Oakhollow Village
  • 1 Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
  • 1 Overrun
  • 1 Patchwork Banner
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Peregrin Took
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Return of the Wildspeaker
  • 1 Rootcast Apprenticeship
  • 1 Scurrid Colony
  • 1 Scurry Oak
  • 1 Scurry of Squirrels
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Shamanic Revelation
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Snakeskin Veil
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Song of Freyalise
  • 1 Spider-Ham, Peter Porker
  • 1 Squirrel Mob
  • 1 Squirrel Nest
  • 1 Squirrel Sovereign
  • 1 Supportive Parents
  • 1 Swarmyard
  • 1 Sword of the Squeak
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Thornvault Forager
  • 1 Tippy-Toe, Terrific Partner
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Treetop Sentries
  • 1 Valley Mightcaller
  • 1 Verdant Command
  • 1 Wild Growth