Hacchitsune of the fun police by Xathieros

Format: Commander

Commander: Eight-and-a-Half-Tails

Bracket: 2

DeckCheck Threat Index: 29

Deck overview

This mono-white control deck blends group-hug card draw with pillowfort defense and political deterrence, piloted by Eight-and-a-Half-Tails. In the early turns, the deck deploys modest ramp and defensive taxes such as Archon of Absolution and Baird, Steward of Argive while feeding the table cards through symmetrical draw spells like Secret Rendezvous, Cut a Deal, and Loran of the Third Path. The commander provides versatile, reusable protection by shifting colors and granting protection from white, effectively shielding key permanents and turning opponent removal spells into wasted mana. As the game develops, symmetrical draw engines power up punisher artifacts like Ebony Owl Netsuke and Psychosis Crawler while digging toward the primary win condition, Approach of the Second Sun. Alternatively, late-game token generators like Myojin of Blooming Dawn and Storm of Souls convert large mana pools into decisive aerial combat threats. The deck thrives by maintaining a low perceived threat level before closing games decisively.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Aerial Extortionist
  • 1 Angel of Invention
  • 1 Angelic Aberration
  • 1 Approach of the Second Sun
  • 1 Archon of Absolution
  • 1 Avacyn, Guardian Angel
  • 1 Baird, Steward of Argive
  • 1 Benevolent Offering
  • 1 Blighted Steppe
  • 1 Cataclysmic Gearhulk
  • 1 Circle of Protection: White
  • 1 Cloudchaser Kestrel
  • 1 Combat Calligrapher
  • 1 Cut a Deal
  • 1 Diamond City
  • 1 Ebony Owl Netsuke
  • 1 Eight-and-a-Half-Tails
  • 1 Fall of the First Civilization
  • 1 Flumph
  • 1 Geier Reach Sanitarium
  • 1 Generous Gift
  • 1 Gift of Estates
  • 1 Heliod, God of the Sun
  • 1 Hourglass of the Lost
  • 1 Idyllic Grange
  • 1 Karoo
  • 1 Lapse of Certainty
  • 1 Loran of the Third Path
  • 1 Loyal Warhound
  • 1 Makindi Stampede // Makindi Mesas
  • 1 Mana Tithe
  • 1 Mangara, the Diplomat
  • 1 Mass Calcify
  • 1 Monumental Henge
  • 1 Myojin of Blooming Dawn
  • 1 Myriad Landscape
  • 1 Parting Gust
  • 1 Patrician's Scorn
  • 1 Pentarch Paladin
  • 1 Perch Protection
  • 27 Plains
  • 1 Platoon Dispenser
  • 1 Psychosis Crawler
  • 1 Redemption Arc
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Renounce the Guilds
  • 1 Rousing of Souls
  • 1 Rout
  • 1 Samite Elder
  • 1 Samurai of the Pale Curtain
  • 1 Scholarship Sponsor
  • 1 Scrawling Crawler
  • 1 Scuttlemutt
  • 1 Secret Rendezvous
  • 1 Sejiri Steppe
  • 1 Smuggler's Share
  • 1 Splinter, Aging Champion
  • 1 Steelburr Champion
  • 1 Storm of Souls
  • 1 Stroke of Midnight
  • 1 Sun Titan
  • 1 Tataru Taru
  • 1 Tempt with Bunnies
  • 1 Terrain Generator
  • 1 Thought Vessel
  • 1 Thraben Charm
  • 1 Trial of a Time Lord
  • 1 Troop of Ponies
  • 1 Wall of Omens
  • 1 Wedding Announcement // Wedding Festivity
  • 1 Welcoming Vampire
  • 1 Yes Man, Personal Securitron
  • 1 Your Temple Is Under Attack
  • 1 Zenith Chronicler