Santa claws by Alaric

Format: Commander

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 4

Deck overview

This Jund deck helmed by The Beamtown Bullies pursues a singular, mean-spirited game plan: fill the graveyard with creatures whose ETB or control penalties are devastating, then donate them to opponents on their own turn. With haste built into the commander, the activation happens immediately, and the goaded body must attack elsewhere before being exiled at end step. The primary kill is handing an opponent Leveler (exiling their library) or Eater of Days (two lost turns), while Master of Cruelties sets life totals to 1 and Soulgorger Orgg drops them to 1 life. The deck leverages cheap self-mill and graveyard tutors such as Entomb, Buried Alive, and Fauna Shaman to consistently load the yard, then untaps the commander multiple times per turn cycle with Seedborn Muse and Awakening to eliminate opponents one by one.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Anger
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Awakening
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Bedevil
  • 1 Blasphemous Act
  • 1 Boldwyr Heavyweights
  • 1 Breaker of Armies
  • 1 Bronze Bombshell
  • 1 Buried Alive
  • 1 Cathartic Reunion
  • 1 Conduit of Worlds
  • 1 Crawling Infestation
  • 1 Demand Answers
  • 1 Dina's Guidance
  • 1 Disrupt Decorum
  • 1 Eater of Days
  • 1 Ebonblade Reaper
  • 1 Entomb
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Fauna Shaman
  • 12 Forest
  • 1 Grab the Prize
  • 1 Grapple with the Past
  • 1 Grisly Salvage
  • 1 Hermit Druid
  • 1 Ignoble Hierarch
  • 1 Inverter of Truth
  • 1 Jarad's Orders
  • 1 Key to the City
  • 1 Kodama's Reach
  • 1 Lesser Gargadon
  • 1 Leveler
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Magewright's Stone
  • 1 Master of Cruelties
  • 12 Mountain
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Oriq Loremage
  • 1 Rakdos Charm
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Red Elemental Blast
  • 1 Regrowth
  • 1 Riftsweeper
  • 1 Saryth, the Viper's Fang
  • 1 Seedborn Muse
  • 1 Seeker of Skybreak
  • 1 Skull Prophet
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Soulgorger Orgg
  • 1 Sting, the Glinting Dagger
  • 12 Swamp
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Tempting Wurm
  • 1 Terminate
  • 1 The Beamtown Bullies
  • 1 Thousand-Year Elixir
  • 1 Thrill of Possibility
  • 1 Tortured Existence
  • 1 Toxic Deluge
  • 1 Unmarked Grave
  • 1 Vile Entomber
  • 1 Worldgorger Dragon