Hehe Slime by user4533256

Format: Commander

Commander: Tom, Bert, and William

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

This is a Golgari Ooze deck built around the maximum-density Slime Against Humanity plan, with 20 copies of the sorcery as the deck's core. The commander, Tom, Bert, and William, acts as a sacrifice-based draw engine, converting large Ooze tokens into cards. The deck's primary path to victory is to ramp early, cast multiple Slimes to create a growing army of trampling Ooze tokens, and then multiply that board with token doublers and +1/+1 counter doublers such as Parallel Lives, Primal Vigor, Branching Evolution, and Hardened Scales. A secondary line uses Thrumming Stone or Spellweaver Helix to chain-cast Slimes in a single explosive turn. The deck is a mid-speed value engine that wins through overwhelming combat damage rather than a compact combo.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Abrupt Decay
• 1 Arcane Signet
• 1 Assassin's Trophy
• 1 Bighorner Rancher
• 1 Biogenic Ooze
• 1 Biowaste Blob
• 1 Branching Evolution
• 1 Cloud Key
• 1 Concordant Crossroads
• 1 Crashing Drawbridge
• 1 Cultivate
• 1 Elvish Mystic
• 1 Emerald Medallion
• 1 Farseek
• 16 Forest
• 1 Gohn, Town of Ruin
• 1 Greater Good
• 1 Hardened Scales
• 1 Inspiring Call
• 1 Jungle Hollow
• 1 Llanowar Elves
• 1 Llanowar Wastes
• 1 Loading Zone
• 1 Locket of Yesterdays
• 1 Necroblossom Snarl
• 1 Ochre Jelly
• 1 Parallel Lives
• 1 Primal Vigor
• 1 Rampant Growth
• 1 Raucous Audience
• 1 Ravenous Slime
• 1 Return of the Wildspeaker
• 1 Rishkar's Expertise
• 1 Rishkar, Peema Renegade
• 1 Runadi, Behemoth Caller
• 1 Scavenging Ooze
• 1 Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
• 1 Semblance Anvil
• 1 Shadowheart, Dark Justiciar
• 1 Skull Prophet
• 20 Slime Against Humanity
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Spellweaver Helix
• 1 Strategic Betrayal
• 1 Surgical Extraction
• 12 Swamp
• 1 Tainted Wood
• 1 Talisman of Resilience
• 1 Terrasymbiosis
• 1 Three Visits
• 1 Thrumming Stone
• 1 Tom, Bert, and William
• 1 Tragic Trajectory
• 1 Twilight Mire
• 1 Woodland Cemetery