CHATTERFUCK SQUIRREL MURDER by avarica_online

Format: Commander

Commander: Chatterfang, Squirrel General

Bracket: 2

DeckCheck Threat Index: 30

Deck overview

This deck is a Golgari Go-Wide Tokens and Aristocrats strategy led by Chatterfang, Squirrel General. The game plan revolves around leveraging Chatterfang's replacement ability to double every token creation into additional 1/1 green Squirrels. These Squirrels fuel both board-wide combat pressure and on-demand creature removal. Mana acceleration from Jaheira, Friend of the Forest, Circle of Dreams Druid, and Ashnod's Altar converts token swarms into massive mana advantages. The deck finishes games through two primary angles: overwhelming combat damage amplified by Coat of Arms, The Odd Acorn Gang, and Valley Rotcaller, or rapid life drain via aristocrat staples including Mirkwood Bats, Bastion of Remembrance, Nadier's Nightblade, and Blood Artist. While the deck excels at creature-based interaction and board scaling, it remains reliant on untapping with its token army and lacks stack-based interaction against sweepers and noncreature combos.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Acorn Catapult
  • 1 Acorn Harvest
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Ashnod's Altar
  • 1 Basilisk Gate
  • 1 Bastion of Remembrance
  • 1 Black Dragon Gate
  • 1 Blood Artist
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Call Damage Control
  • 1 Camellia, the Seedmiser
  • 1 Chatter of the Squirrel
  • 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
  • 1 Chatterstorm
  • 1 Chitterspitter
  • 1 Circle of Dreams Druid
  • 1 Coat of Arms
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Crystal Grotto
  • 1 Culling the Weak
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Deep Forest Hermit
  • 1 Diabolic Intent
  • 1 Dina's Guidance
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Drey Keeper
  • 1 Druid's Call
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 10 Forest
  • 1 Golgari Rot Farm
  • 1 Hazel of the Rootbloom
  • 1 Hazel's Brewmaster
  • 1 Heap Gate
  • 1 Honored Dreyleader
  • 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
  • 1 Manor Gate
  • 1 Mirkwood Bats
  • 1 Mobilize
  • 1 Moldervine Reclamation
  • 1 Nadier's Nightblade
  • 1 Necroblossom Snarl
  • 1 Nested Shambler
  • 1 Nut Collector
  • 1 Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Poison-Tip Archer
  • 1 Prosperous Innkeeper
  • 1 Putrefy
  • 1 Ravenous Squirrel
  • 1 Reflecting Pool
  • 1 Rootcast Apprenticeship
  • 1 Scurry Oak
  • 1 Scurry of Squirrels
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spore Frog
  • 1 Squirrel Mob
  • 1 Squirrel Nest
  • 1 Squirrel Sanctuary
  • 1 Squirrel Sovereign
  • 1 Squirrel Wrangler
  • 8 Swamp
  • 1 Swarmyard
  • 1 Swarmyard Massacre
  • 1 Sword of the Squeak
  • 1 Tear Asunder
  • 1 Temple of Malady
  • 1 The Odd Acorn Gang
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Thornvault Forager
  • 1 Tireless Provisioner
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Twilight Mire
  • 1 Uncharted Haven
  • 1 Valley Rotcaller
  • 1 Vanquisher's Banner
  • 1 Viridescent Bog
  • 1 Windgrace's Judgment
  • 1 Wolfwillow Haven
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Zulaport Cutthroat