F'd with Squirrels by Serzano

Format: Commander

Commander: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Bracket: 5

DeckCheck Threat Index: 70

Deck overview

This deck is a competitive mono-green stax and combo archetype piloted by The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. The primary game plan pairs early explosive mana acceleration with oppressive lock pieces such as Root Maze, Trinisphere, and Hall of Gemstone to slow down opposing strategies. While opponents struggle under resource constraints, the deck leverages its commander's exponential token generation and Gaea's Cradle to produce massive mana pools. It finishes games on Turn 4 using infinite mana loops—primarily Wakeroot Elemental untapping Gaea's Cradle or Peregrin Took cycling with Nuka-Cola Vending Machine—to cast a lethal Finale of Devastation or gun down opponents with Walking Ballista. A dense suite of Silence effects like Dosan the Falling Leaf, City of Solitude, and Allosaurus Shepherd shields winning attempts from interaction.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Agatha's Soul Cauldron
  • 1 Allosaurus Shepherd
  • 1 Ancient Tomb
  • 1 Arbor Elf
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Archdruid's Charm
  • 1 Autumn's Veil
  • 1 Badgermole Cub
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Birthing Pod
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Candelabra of Tawnos
  • 1 Cavern of Souls
  • 1 Chatterstorm
  • 1 Chord of Calling
  • 1 Chrome Mox
  • 1 City of Solitude
  • 1 Concordant Crossroads
  • 1 Crashing Drawbridge
  • 1 Craterhoof Behemoth
  • 1 Crop Rotation
  • 1 Deserted Temple
  • 1 Dosan the Falling Leaf
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Dryad Arbor
  • 1 Earthcraft
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Elvish Spirit Guide
  • 1 Emergence Zone
  • 1 Endurance
  • 1 Enduring Vitality
  • 1 Expedition Map
  • 1 Fanatic of Rhonas
  • 1 Finale of Devastation
  • 1 Force of Vigor
  • 13 Forest
  • 1 Fyndhorn Elves
  • 1 Gaea's Cradle
  • 1 Gemstone Caverns
  • 1 Green Sun's Zenith
  • 1 Grim Monolith
  • 1 Growing Rites of Itlimoc // Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun
  • 1 Hall of Gemstone
  • 1 Haywire Mite
  • 1 Heartwood Storyteller
  • 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Lotus Cobra
  • 1 Lotus Petal
  • 1 Magus of the Candelabra
  • 1 Mana Vault
  • 1 Misty Rainforest
  • 1 Mox Opal
  • 1 Noxious Revival
  • 1 Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
  • 1 Peregrin Took
  • 1 Pick Your Poison
  • 1 Reverent Silence
  • 1 Root Maze
  • 1 Runic Armasaur
  • 1 Seedborn Muse
  • 1 Shifting Woodland
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Sowing Mycospawn
  • 1 Springheart Nantuko
  • 1 Staff of Domination
  • 1 Summoner's Pact
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Sylvan Safekeeper
  • 1 Sylvan Scrying
  • 1 Tangle Wire
  • 1 The Cabbage Merchant
  • 1 The One Ring
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Trinisphere
  • 1 Urza's Saga
  • 1 Veil of Summer
  • 1 Verdant Catacombs
  • 1 Vexing Bauble
  • 1 Wakeroot Elemental
  • 1 Walking Ballista
  • 1 Wandering Archaic // Explore the Vastlands
  • 1 Wild Growth
  • 1 Windswept Heath
  • 1 Wooded Foothills
  • 1 Worldly Tutor
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth