hate by Grimm

Format: Commander

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 35

Deck overview

The Beamtown Bullies commands a unique Bad-Gift Reanimator strategy engineered to turn catastrophic enter-the-battlefield drawbacks into fatal gifts for opponents. By rapidly filling the graveyard with self-destructive creatures such as Leveler, Eater of Days, Inverter of Truth, and Soulgorger Orgg via tutors like Buried Alive and looting spells, the deck prepares a lethal payload by Turn 3. The commander enters on Turn 4, leveraging native haste and vigilance to tap on opponents' turns, forcing them to reanimate these creatures under their own control. A gifted Leveler exiles their entire library immediately, leading to a swift loss on their draw step. The deck systematically rotates through opponents across subsequent turns while utilizing spot removal, land disruption, and selective protection spells like Heroic Intervention and Veil of Summer to safeguard the commander. Although heavily dependent on the command zone, the deck delivers high-velocity single-target eliminations with exceptional thematic lethality.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Abyssal Persecutor
• 1 Arcane Signet
• 1 Assassin's Trophy
• 1 Beast Within
• 1 Blasphemous Act
• 1 Boil
• 1 Bojuka Bog
• 1 Buried Alive
• 1 Carpet of Flowers
• 1 Cascading Cataracts
• 1 Cathartic Reunion
• 1 Chaos Warp
• 1 Choke
• 1 Cinder Glade
• 1 Command Tower
• 1 Commander's Sphere
• 1 Cultivate
• 1 Dark Ritual
• 1 Dragon Mage
• 1 Dragonskull Summit
• 1 Eater of Days
• 1 Exotic Orchard
• 1 Fabled Passage
• 1 Faithless Looting
• 1 Flayer of the Hatebound
• 8 Forest
• 1 Game Trail
• 1 Harmonize
• 1 Heartwood Storyteller
• 1 Hellcarver Demon
• 1 Heroic Intervention
• 1 Horn of Greed
• 1 Hunted Wumpus
• 1 Ignoble Hierarch
• 1 Inverter of Truth
• 1 Kher Keep
• 1 Kodama's Reach
• 1 Leveler
• 1 Lightning Bolt
• 1 Llanowar Elves
• 1 Llanowar Wastes
• 1 Magus of the Moon
• 1 Magus of the Wheel
• 1 Marvin, Murderous Mimic
• 1 Meteor Crater
• 4 Mountain
• 1 Nature's Lore
• 1 Nightcreep
• 1 Old Stickfingers
• 1 Omen of Fire
• 1 Painful Truths
• 1 Phyrexian Arena
• 1 Plaza of Heroes
• 1 Rakdos Charm
• 1 Read the Bones
• 1 Reanimate
• 1 Riftsweeper
• 1 Riveteers Overlook
• 1 Rootbound Crag
• 1 Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1 Saryth, the Viper's Fang
• 1 Savage Lands
• 1 Seedtime
• 1 Sire of Insanity
• 1 Six
• 1 Skull Prophet
• 1 Snakeskin Veil
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Soulgorger Orgg
• 1 Spreading Plague
• 1 Stitcher's Supplier
• 1 Sulfurous Springs
• 7 Swamp
• 1 Swiftfoot Boots
• 1 Terramorphic Expanse
• 1 The Beamtown Bullies
• 1 Thrill of Possibility
• 1 Tsunami
• 1 Underrealm Lich
• 1 Unmarked Grave
• 1 Veil of Summer
• 1 Vernal Fen
• 1 Woodland Cemetery
• 1 Zhao, the Moon Slayer