Loot Against Humanity by JP6

Format: Commander

Commander: Loot, the Key to Everything

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 42

Deck overview

This Temur deck pairs Loot, the Key to Everything with a 20-card density of Slime Against Humanity. Early turns focus on establishing diverse nonland permanent card types (creatures, artifacts, and enchantments) while casting targeted exile spells like Manipulate Fate and Foresight to prime the exile zone with Slimes. Loot turns card-type diversity into an upkeep impulse draw engine, continuously feeding lands and gas without depleting hand cards. The midgame converts this velocity into massive, trampling Ooze tokens that scale rapidly with each cast. Win conditions leverage explosive counter and token multipliers such as Doubling Season, All Will Be One, Terror of the Peaks, and Kalonian Hydra, which convert token creation into overwhelming combat damage and lethal direct burn. Backed by cheap interaction and protection spells like Fierce Guardianship and Heroic Intervention, the deck presents a resilient and compounding clock.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 All Will Be One
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Blasphemous Act
  • 1 Bountiful Landscape
  • 1 Breeding Pool
  • 1 Chaos Warp
  • 1 Cinder Glade
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Dreamroot Cascade
  • 1 Exalted Flamer of Tzeentch
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Fabled Passage
  • 1 Fellwar Stone
  • 1 Fierce Guardianship
  • 1 Finale of Devastation
  • 1 Flusterstorm
  • 1 Foresight
  • 5 Forest
  • 1 Frontier Bivouac
  • 1 Goldvein Hydra
  • 1 Great Furnace
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Hinterland Harbor
  • 3 Island
  • 1 Kalonian Hydra
  • 1 Karplusan Forest
  • 1 Ketria Triome
  • 1 Ledger Shredder
  • 1 Loot, the Key to Everything
  • 1 Manipulate Fate
  • 1 Mistrise Village
  • 1 Mizzix's Mastery
  • 2 Mountain
  • 1 Mystic Remora
  • 1 Naga Fleshcrafter
  • 1 Ouroboroid
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Rejuvenating Springs
  • 1 Rhystic Study
  • 1 Rishkar, Peema Renegade
  • 1 Rockfall Vale
  • 1 Rootbound Crag
  • 1 Seat of the Synod
  • 1 Shivan Reef
  • 1 Simic Ascendancy
  • 20 Slime Against Humanity
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spellweaver Helix
  • 1 Spire Garden
  • 1 Steam Vents
  • 1 Stomping Ground
  • 1 Stormcarved Coast
  • 1 Sulfur Falls
  • 1 Swan Song
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Talisman of Creativity
  • 1 Talisman of Curiosity
  • 1 Talisman of Impulse
  • 1 Temur Ascendancy
  • 1 Terrasymbiosis
  • 1 Terror of the Peaks
  • 1 Test of Talents
  • 1 The Earth Crystal
  • 1 The Ozolith
  • 1 Thunderclap Drake
  • 1 Training Center
  • 1 Tree of Tales
  • 1 Windfall
  • 1 Winged Hive Tyrant
  • 1 Worldly Tutor
  • 1 Yavimaya Coast