World's Smallest Bean (this joke will never die) by user6656362

Format: Commander

Commander: Vnwxt, Verbose Host

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

Vnwxt, Verbose Host is a mono-blue draw engine: the deck races from speed 1 to max speed with unblockable and flying one-drops, then converts every draw into two cards while its 'no maximum hand size' clause turns the hand into a resource. The primary finish is Twenty-Toothed Toad attacking with twenty or more cards in hand; Psychosis Crawler and a slow Laboratory Maniac/Jace angle are secondary. No hidden commander or second face exists. The deck plays as draw-control, using cheap counters and bounce to protect Vnwxt and the finish until card quantity overwhelms opponents.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Aetherize
  • 1 Agna Qel'a
  • 1 Amphibian Downpour
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Archmage's Charm
  • 1 Brainstorm
  • 1 Brainsurge
  • 1 Cephalid Coliseum
  • 1 Consider
  • 1 Counterspell
  • 1 Decanter of Endless Water
  • 1 Demolition Field
  • 1 Drift of Phantasms
  • 1 Evacuation
  • 1 Extraplanar Lens
  • 1 Faerie Seer
  • 1 Flare of Denial
  • 1 Flitterwing Nuisance
  • 1 Foil
  • 1 Gilded Lotus
  • 1 Gudul Lurker
  • 1 Harrier Strix
  • 1 Hope of Ghirapur
  • 1 Hydroelectric Specimen // Hydroelectric Laboratory
  • 1 Illvoi Galeblade
  • 1 Induced Amnesia
  • 1 Into the Flood Maw
  • 1 Iron Man, Armored Avenger
  • 26 Island
  • 1 Jace, Wielder of Mysteries
  • 1 Jwari Disruption // Jwari Ruins
  • 1 Keep Watch
  • 1 Laboratory Maniac
  • 1 Laquatus's Creativity
  • 1 Leadership Vacuum
  • 1 Lonely Sandbar
  • 1 Lyla, Holographic Assistant
  • 1 Mist-Cloaked Herald
  • 1 Mitotic Manipulation
  • 1 Muddle the Mixture
  • 1 Muraganda Raceway
  • 1 Mystic Sanctuary
  • 1 Observed Stasis
  • 1 Ominous Seas
  • 1 Opt
  • 1 Pongify
  • 1 Psychosis Crawler
  • 1 Rapid Hybridization
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Remand
  • 1 Repeal
  • 1 Resculpt
  • 1 Retraced Image
  • 1 Sceptre of Eternal Glory
  • 1 Shadow Rift
  • 1 Sink into Stupor // Soporific Springs
  • 1 Siren Stormtamer
  • 1 Slither Blade
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spectral Sailor
  • 1 Springleaf Drum
  • 1 Spyglass Siren
  • 1 Teferi's Ageless Insight
  • 1 Teferi, Master of Time
  • 1 Thirst for Discovery
  • 1 Thirst for Identity
  • 1 Thought Vessel
  • 1 Three Steps Ahead
  • 1 Tolarian Winds
  • 1 Triton Shorestalker
  • 1 Twenty-Toed Toad
  • 1 Visions of Beyond
  • 1 Vnwxt, Verbose Host
  • 1 Windfall
  • 1 Wizard Class