AssBlaster5000 (Beta) by user1517170
Format: Commander
Commander: Felothar the Steadfast
Bracket: 4
DeckCheck Threat Index: 45
Deck overview
This Abzan deck weaponizes high toughness and the defender mechanic under Felothar the Steadfast. In the early turns, it deploys efficient walls and mana dorks like Overgrown Battlement and Axebane Guardian to establish substantial board presence and acceleration. Once Felothar or redundant enablers like Doran, the Siege Tower and Assault Formation resolve, low-cost defenders hit with massive combat power. Felothar also converts 0-power walls into pure card draw without discard penalties. The deck controls the tempo through asymmetric stax pieces like Meekstone and Blind Obedience, alongside seven one-sided board wipes like Slaughter the Strong and The Battle of Bywater that destroy high-power opposing armies while leaving the pilot's high-toughness board intact. It closes games through unblockable skulk attacks, toughness-boosting finishers like Tower Defense, and direct life loss from Tree of Perdition and Catapult Fodder.
Decklist (100 cards)
- 1 Anguished Unmaking
- 1 Arbor Adherent
- 1 Arcane Signet
- 1 Assassin's Trophy
- 1 Assault Formation
- 1 Axebane Guardian
- 1 Baldin, Century Herdmaster
- 1 Basilica Guards
- 1 Bedrock Tortoise
- 1 Behind the Scenes
- 1 Betor, Kin to All
- 1 Blind Obedience
- 1 Bojuka Bog
- 1 Brushland
- 1 Catapult Fodder // Catapult Captain
- 1 Caves of Koilos
- 1 Colfenor, the Last Yew
- 1 Collective Resistance
- 1 Command Tower
- 1 Crashing Drawbridge
- 1 Crystal Barricade
- 1 Debt to the Deathless
- 1 Deceptive Landscape
- 1 Despark
- 1 Doran, Besieged by Time
- 1 Doran, the Siege Tower
- 1 Dusk // Dawn
- 1 Exotic Orchard
- 1 Expel the Interlopers
- 1 Feed the Swarm
- 1 Fell the Mighty
- 1 Felothar the Steadfast
- 1 Forbidding Watchtower
- 8 Forest
- 1 Gluntch, the Bestower
- 1 Golgari Charm
- 1 Isolated Chapel
- 1 Llanowar Wastes
- 1 MacCready, Lamplight Mayor
- 1 Marble Titan
- 1 Meekstone
- 1 Ohran Frostfang
- 1 Overgrown Battlement
- 1 Path to Exile
- 1 Perimeter Captain
- 1 Phyrexian Arena
- 5 Plains
- 1 Rammas Echor, Ancient Shield
- 1 Rampart Architect
- 1 Retribution of the Meek
- 1 Revitalizing Repast // Old-Growth Grove
- 1 Runic Armasaur
- 1 Sapling of Colfenor
- 1 Shield-Wall Sentinel
- 1 Silklash Spider
- 1 Slaughter the Strong
- 1 Sol Ring
- 1 Stalwart Shield-Bearers
- 1 Stoneskin
- 1 Sunpetal Grove
- 3 Swamp
- 1 Swords to Plowshares
- 1 Sylvan Caryatid
- 1 Talisman of Hierarchy
- 1 Talisman of Resilience
- 1 Talisman of Unity
- 1 Tear Asunder
- 1 Temple of Malady
- 1 Temple of Plenty
- 1 Temple of Silence
- 1 Teyo, Geometric Tactician
- 1 Teyo, the Shieldmage
- 1 The Battle of Bywater
- 1 The Kingpin of Crime
- 1 The Walls of Ba Sing Se
- 1 Tower Defense
- 1 Toxic Deluge
- 1 Tree of Perdition
- 1 Tree of Redemption
- 1 Twilight Mire
- 1 Vault of the Archangel
- 1 Vine Trellis
- 1 Wall of Omens
- 1 Wall of Roots
- 1 Wave of Reckoning
- 1 Wingmantle Chaplain
- 1 Woodland Cemetery