SQUIRRELES WILL EAT YOU by Gr_Ku

Format: Commander

Commander: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Bracket: 4

Deck overview

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl is a mono-green Squirrel-token combo deck that wins by converting an ever-growing swarm into mana, card advantage, and one final alpha strike. The commander is the primary engine and payoff: her ETB and attack triggers add Squirrels, and her activated ability grows the board exponentially when combined with token doublers. The deck also has two independent infinite-Squirrel loops-Earthcraft + Squirrel Nest and Ivy Lane Denizen + Scurry Oak-and a large tutor package that finds the missing creature or finisher. It closes with Craterhoof Behemoth, Finale of Devastation, or Throne of the God-Pharaoh. There is no hidden commander; DFCs like Growing Rites and Invasion of Ikoria are support pieces.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Allosaurus Shepherd
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Archdruid's Charm
  • 1 Badgermole Cub
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Bloodroot Apothecary
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Bridgeworks Battle // Tanglespan Bridgeworks
  • 1 Castle Garenbrig
  • 1 Cavern of Souls
  • 1 Champion of Lambholt
  • 1 Chatter of the Squirrel
  • 1 Chatterstorm
  • 1 Chitterspitter
  • 1 Chord of Calling
  • 1 Circle of Dreams Druid
  • 1 Concordant Crossroads
  • 1 Crashing Drawbridge
  • 1 Craterhoof Behemoth
  • 1 Crop Rotation
  • 1 Cryptolith Rite
  • 1 Deep Forest Hermit
  • 1 Delighted Halfling
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Earthcraft
  • 1 Elven Chorus
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Emerald Medallion
  • 1 Enduring Vitality
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Evendo, Waking Haven
  • 1 Fanatic of Rhonas
  • 1 Finale of Devastation
  • 1 Force of Vigor
  • 14 Forest
  • 1 Formidable Speaker
  • 1 Fyndhorn Elves
  • 1 Gaea's Cradle
  • 1 Gemstone Caverns
  • 1 Green Sun's Zenith
  • 1 Growing Rites of Itlimoc // Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Honored Dreyleader
  • 1 Invasion of Ikoria // Zilortha, Apex of Ikoria
  • 1 Ivy Lane Denizen
  • 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Misty Rainforest
  • 1 Natural Order
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Nature's Rhythm
  • 1 Oakhollow Village
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Phyrexian Altar
  • 1 Prismatic Vista
  • 1 Scurry Oak
  • 1 Scurry of Squirrels
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Seedborn Muse
  • 1 Shamanic Revelation
  • 1 Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu
  • 1 Shifting Woodland
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Springleaf Parade
  • 1 Squirrel Mob
  • 1 Squirrel Nest
  • 1 Squirrel Sovereign
  • 1 Supportive Parents
  • 1 Swarmyard
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Tamiyo's Safekeeping
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Thornvault Forager
  • 1 Three Tree City
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Throne of the God-Pharaoh
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Veil of Summer
  • 1 Verdant Catacombs
  • 1 Verdant Command
  • 1 Windswept Heath
  • 1 Wooded Foothills
  • 1 Worldly Tutor
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth