Squirrels against Humanity by phgil

Format: Commander

Commander: Chatterfang, Squirrel General

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 22

Deck overview

This deck leverages Chatterfang, Squirrel General alongside 26 copies of Slime Against Humanity to build a self-scaling army. Casting Slime Against Humanity creates an Ooze with trample that grows larger with every copy in the graveyard or exile, while Chatterfang passively mirrors each token creation with 1/1 green Squirrels. This dual threat provides both large trampling attackers and abundant sacrifice fodder for Chatterfang's targeted -X/-X creature removal. The deck accelerates this strategy using token and counter multipliers such as Doubling Season, Branching Evolution, and Parallel Lives. While the high density of Slimes ensures exceptional threat consistency without needing tutors, the deck relies heavily on normal combat steps to close games across 120 life. Because it lacks countermagic, protection spells, and noncreature removal, it is vulnerable to sweepers and combo decks. However, its natural redundancy allows it to rebuild easily and overwhelm traditional creature-based strategies.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Additive Evolution
  • 1 Ambitious Augmenter
  • 1 Arcade Cabinet
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Biogenic Ooze
  • 1 Biowaste Blob
  • 1 Bloodforged Battle-Axe
  • 1 Branching Evolution
  • 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
  • 1 City of Death
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Deathcap Glade
  • 1 Diabolic Intent
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Emil, Vastlands Roamer
  • 1 Foot Chopper
  • 1 For the Common Good
  • 1 Fractal Harness
  • 1 Geometric Nexus
  • 1 Gutter Grime
  • 1 Hardened Scales
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Into the North
  • 1 Kimoyo Beads
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Many Partings
  • 1 March of the World Ooze
  • 1 Mirkwood Bats
  • 1 Nantuko Shrine
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Ozolith, the Shattered Spire
  • 1 Paradox Zone
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Phyrexian Tower
  • 1 Pitiless Plunderer
  • 1 Primal Vigor
  • 1 Quina, Qu Gourmet
  • 1 Replicating Ring
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Sequence Engine
  • 26 Slime Against Humanity
  • 16 Snow-Covered Forest
  • 9 Snow-Covered Swamp
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 The Earth Crystal
  • 1 The Ooze
  • 1 The Ozolith
  • 1 Thrumming Stone
  • 1 Undergrowth Stadium
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
  • 1 Zanarkand, Ancient Metropolis // Lasting Fayth