Call the Exterminator (But not for me) by SethsDecks

Format: Commander

Commander: Blech, Loafing Pest

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

Blech, Loafing Pest leads a Golgari Pest, Insect, Spider and Snake tribal deck that turns life gain into mass +1/+1 counters. The main plan is to flood the board with Pest tokens from Blight Mound, Beledros Witherbloom, Ophiomancer and Pest Rescuer, then gain life on attacks and deaths to trigger Blech and grow the whole team. Hardened Scales and Loading Zone double those counters, while The Ozolith and Karn's Bastion preserve and proliferate them. Secondary wins drain the table with Blood Artist, Zulaport Cutthroat, Cauldron of Essence and Enduring Tenacity, or grind card advantage with Spinner of Souls and Vizier of the Menagerie. Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest acts as hidden commander, turning any sacrifice into team-wide growth. No infinite combo is present.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Aclazotz, Deepest Betrayal // Temple of the Dead
  • 1 Arasta of the Endless Web
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Beledros Witherbloom
  • 1 Blech, Loafing Pest
  • 1 Blex, Vexing Pest // Search for Blex
  • 1 Blight Mound
  • 1 Blood Artist
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Cauldron of Essence
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Crash of Rhino Beetles
  • 1 Culling Ritual
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Duskshell Crawler
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Enduring Tenacity
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Fabled Passage
  • 1 Fanatic of Rhonas
  • 1 Feed the Swarm
  • 1 Festering Thicket
  • 1 Final Act
  • 1 Flesh Burrower
  • 6 Forest
  • 1 Fumulus, the Infestation
  • 1 Germination Practicum
  • 1 Gorma, the Gullet
  • 1 Grapple with Death
  • 1 Grim Backwoods
  • 1 Growing Rites of Itlimoc // Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun
  • 1 Hardened Scales
  • 1 Haunted Mire
  • 1 Haywire Mite
  • 1 Herd Heirloom
  • 1 High Market
  • 1 Icetill Explorer
  • 1 Immoral Bargain
  • 1 Infernal Grasp
  • 1 Inspiring Call
  • 1 Jungle Hollow
  • 1 Karn's Bastion
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Loading Zone
  • 1 Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest
  • 1 Mirkwood Spider
  • 1 Mold Adder
  • 1 Moseo, Vein's New Dean
  • 1 Necroblossom Snarl
  • 1 Necrogen Communion
  • 1 Ohran Frostfang
  • 1 Ophiomancer
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Pest Infestation
  • 1 Pest Rescuer
  • 1 Pillage the Bog
  • 1 Professor Dellian Fel
  • 1 Ribtruss Roaster
  • 1 Sakura-Tribe Elder
  • 1 Sheltering Word
  • 1 Sidisi, Regent of the Mire
  • 1 Snake Umbra
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spineseeker Centipede
  • 1 Spinner of Souls
  • 1 Stensian Sanguinist // Exsanguinate
  • 1 Study Hall
  • 5 Swamp
  • 1 Teacher's Pest
  • 1 Temple of Malady
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 The Ozolith
  • 1 The Serpent Society
  • 1 The Swarmweaver
  • 1 Titan's Grave
  • 1 Toxic Deluge
  • 1 Treetop Snarespinner
  • 1 Turbulent Fen
  • 1 Twilight Mire
  • 1 Twitching Doll
  • 1 Tyrite Sanctum
  • 1 Vernal Fen
  • 1 Viridescent Bog
  • 1 Vizier of the Menagerie
  • 1 Vraska's Fall
  • 1 Wastewood Verge
  • 1 Witherbloom Campus
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Zulaport Cutthroat