Hay un dinosaurio en mi by Nairilum

Format: Commander

Commander: Raph & Mikey, Troublemakers

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 37

Deck overview

This Gruul deck operates as a creature-minimal Polymorph engine commanded by Raph & Mikey, Troublemakers. By running only two creature cards in the entire 99—Etali, Primal Conqueror and Malevolent Chandelier—the commander's attack trigger deterministically cheats high-impact threats directly onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Supported by a dense suite of 15+ ramp spells, the deck consistently casts its seven-mana commander on turn 5. Once Etali enters, it immediately exiles and casts free spells from all four libraries. Sacrifice outlets such as Greater Good, Goblin Bombardment, and High Market feed Etali to the graveyard, where Malevolent Chandelier tucks it back into the library for repeated attack triggers. The deck closes games around turn 7 through explosive combat damage, poison counters from transformed Etali, and damage amplifiers like City on Fire.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Aftershock
  • 1 Altar of Dementia
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Artistic Process
  • 1 Avarice Totem
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Bonders' Enclave
  • 1 Cabaretti Courtyard
  • 1 Carnage Altar
  • 1 Chandra, Hope's Beacon
  • 1 Chaos Warp
  • 1 Cinder Glade
  • 1 City on Fire
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Copperline Gorge
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Decimate
  • 1 Electroduplicate
  • 1 Etali, Primal Conqueror // Etali, Primal Sickness
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Ezuri's Predation
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Fling
  • 11 Forest
  • 1 Game Trail
  • 1 Garruk's Uprising
  • 1 Goblin Bombardment
  • 1 Gratuitous Violence
  • 1 Greater Good
  • 1 Grow from the Ashes
  • 1 Gruul Signet
  • 1 Gruul Turf
  • 1 Guardian Project
  • 1 Harrow
  • 1 High Market
  • 1 Highland Forest
  • 1 Infernal Plunge
  • 1 Karplusan Forest
  • 1 Kessig Wolf Run
  • 1 Kodama's Reach
  • 1 Larval Scoutlander
  • 1 Light 'Em Up
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Lumbering Worldwagon
  • 1 Malevolent Chandelier
  • 9 Mountain
  • 1 Mountain Valley
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Ominous Cemetery
  • 1 Phyrexian Vault
  • 1 Pinnacle Kill-Ship
  • 1 Primal Growth
  • 1 Pull Through the Weft
  • 1 Pyroclasm
  • 1 Raging Ravine
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Raph & Mikey, Troublemakers
  • 1 Recollect
  • 1 Return of the Wildspeaker
  • 1 Return the Past
  • 1 Revive the Shire
  • 1 Rishkar's Expertise
  • 1 Rootbound Crag
  • 1 Rydia's Return
  • 1 Sear
  • 1 Search for Tomorrow
  • 1 Sheltered Thicket
  • 1 Skull Catapult
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Song of Inspiration
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Talisman of Impulse
  • 1 Temple of Abandon
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Thud
  • 1 Trading Post
  • 1 Volcanic Offering
  • 1 Volcanic Vision
  • 1 Warstorm Surge
  • 1 Whispersilk Cloak
  • 1 Zimone's Experiment
  • 1 Zoyowa's Justice