Look no hands by FlogginJolly

Format: Commander

Commander: Tinybones, Bauble Burglar

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 50

Deck overview

This mono-black attrition deck is commanded by Tinybones, Bauble Burglar, designed to strip opponents of their hands rapidly while turning their discarded cards into personal card advantage. By deploying cheap discard enablers like Burglar Rat, Virus Beetle, and Hecteyes, Tinybones immediately amasses an exile stash of usable opposing spells. The deck compounds this resource disparity through potent enchantments like Waste Not, Oppression, and Geth's Grimoire, starving the table of options. As opponents top-deck, the deck transitions into lethal pressure using life-doubling threats like Bloodletter of Aclazotz, mass drain from Gray Merchant of Asphodel and Syr Konrad, the Grim, or the instant-kill infinite loop of Bloodchief Ascension and Mindcrank. Robust graveyard reanimation guarantees continuous recursion, ensuring resilience against board wipes.

Decklist (104 cards)

  • 1 Abyssal Harvester
  • 1 Access Tunnel
  • 1 Accursed Marauder
  • 1 Altar of the Brood
  • 1 Archfiend of Despair
  • 1 Bitter Triumph
  • 1 Black Market Connections
  • 1 Bloodchief Ascension
  • 1 Bloodletter of Aclazotz
  • 1 Bubbling Muck
  • 1 Burglar Rat
  • 1 Cabal Coffers
  • 1 Cast Away Doubt
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Dauthi Voidwalker
  • 1 Demonic Covenant
  • 1 Dismember
  • 1 Entropic Battlecruiser
  • 1 Fell the Profane // Fell Mire
  • 1 Geth's Grimoire
  • 1 Grave Researcher // Reanimate
  • 1 Gray Merchant of Asphodel
  • 1 Hecteyes
  • 1 Hero's Downfall
  • 1 Imp's Mischief
  • 1 Isareth the Awakener
  • 1 Jecht, Reluctant Guardian // Braska's Final Aeon
  • 1 Jet Medallion
  • 1 Join the Dead
  • 1 Junji, the Midnight Sky
  • 1 Kinzu of the Bleak Coven
  • 1 Lich's Relic
  • 1 Massacre Girl, Known Killer
  • 1 Mindcrank
  • 1 Morbid Opportunist
  • 1 Mornsong Aria
  • 1 Night's Whisper
  • 1 Opposition Agent
  • 1 Oppression
  • 1 Phyrexian Arena
  • 1 Phyrexian Obliterator
  • 1 Profane Tutor
  • 1 Pull from the Grave
  • 1 Ral Zarek, Guest Lecturer
  • 1 Rankle, Master of Pranks
  • 1 Razaketh, the Foulblooded
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Risky Shortcut
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Sangromancer
  • 1 Saw in Half
  • 1 Snuff Out
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Soul Shatter
  • 1 Splinter's Technique
  • 30 Swamp
  • 1 Syphon Mind
  • 1 Syr Konrad, the Grim
  • 1 The Eldest Reborn
  • 1 The Master of Lake-town
  • 1 Tinybones Joins Up
  • 1 Tinybones, Bauble Burglar
  • 1 Tinybones, Pocket Nuisance
  • 1 Tinybones, the Pickpocket
  • 1 Toxic Deluge
  • 1 Unbury
  • 1 Unholy Annex // Ritual Chamber
  • 1 Unstoppable Slasher
  • 1 Vicious Rumors
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Virus Beetle
  • 1 Waste Not
  • 1 Witch's Cottage
  • 1 Withering Torment
  • 1 Zombify