Be "Gay", Do Crimes by 01Deya

Format: Commander

Commander: The Madcap Jester

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

Galadriel of Lothlorien is the ramp engine: any scry or Ring temptation turns into extra lands, accelerating a landfall deck into huge token boards. The primary plan is to chain scry effects, play extra lands, trigger Aesi/Tatyova/token landfall, then bury opponents with Craterhoof Behemoth or Avenger of Zendikar. Secondary paths include Genesis Wave for a one-shot permanent dump and wide beatdown from Scute Swarm or Greensleeves. This is not a combo deck; it wins through raw landfall advantage and one final overrun. Galadriel functions as an engine and occasional 3/3 filler; ring-bearer assignments should almost always go to another creature so her scry 3 trigger remains active. Aesi effectively acts as a second, hidden commander for the extra-land subtheme.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abrade
  • 1 Abyssal Harvester
  • 1 Agatha's Soul Cauldron
  • 1 An Offer You Can't Refuse
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver
  • 1 Ashnod's Cylix
  • 1 Badlands
  • 1 Big Score
  • 1 Bilbo, Thief in the Night
  • 1 Black Market Connections
  • 1 Blasphemous Act
  • 1 Blood Crypt
  • 1 Bloodstained Mire
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Chaos Warp
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Counterspell
  • 1 Crumbling Sanctuary
  • 1 Cunning Rhetoric
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Dauthi Voidwalker
  • 1 Deadly Rollick
  • 1 Deflecting Swat
  • 1 Demonic Tutor
  • 1 Don Andres, the Renegade
  • 1 Dragon's Smile
  • 1 Ensnared by the Mara
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Extract
  • 1 Feed the Swarm
  • 1 Ghost Vacuum
  • 1 Graveyard Trespasser // Graveyard Glutton
  • 1 Haunted Ridge
  • 5 Island
  • 1 Jeska's Will
  • 1 Jester's Cap
  • 1 Jester's Scepter
  • 1 Keeper of Secrets
  • 1 Laughing Jasper Flint
  • 1 Leyline of the Void
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Luxury Suite
  • 1 Mana Drain
  • 1 Morphic Pool
  • 4 Mountain
  • 1 Notion Thief
  • 1 Passionate Archaeologist
  • 1 Plargg and Nassari
  • 1 Polluted Delta
  • 1 Prosper, Tome-Bound
  • 1 Psychic Surgery
  • 1 Rakdos Charm
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Relic of Progenitus
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Scalding Tarn
  • 1 Share the Spoils
  • 1 Shipwreck Marsh
  • 1 Sire of Stagnation
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Soul-Guide Lantern
  • 1 Spider-Verse
  • 1 Steam Vents
  • 1 Stolen Strategy
  • 1 Stone of Erech
  • 1 Stormcarved Coast
  • 5 Swamp
  • 1 Swan Song
  • 1 Talisman of Creativity
  • 1 Talisman of Dominance
  • 1 Talisman of Indulgence
  • 1 Tasha's Hideous Laughter
  • 1 Tasha, the Witch Queen
  • 1 Terminate
  • 1 The Lost and the Damned
  • 1 The Madcap Jester
  • 1 The Ruinous Powers
  • 1 Training Center
  • 1 Triple Triad
  • 1 Underground Sea
  • 1 Unexpected Windfall
  • 1 Unlicensed Hearse
  • 1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
  • 1 Volcanic Island
  • 1 Wanda's Vision
  • 1 Watery Grave
  • 1 Xander's Lounge
  • 1 You Find Some Prisoners