The Beamtown Bullies $50 Budget (duplicated from GatheringTheMagic) by dngs

Format: Commander

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 35

Deck overview

The Beamtown Bullies commands a focused bad-gifts reanimator deck designed to donate catastrophic creature drawbacks to opponents during their own turns. The primary game plan uses early ramp and precise graveyard tutoring—such as Buried Alive, Unmarked Grave, or self-mill rummaging—to place game-ending creatures like Leveler, Eater of Days, and Inverter of Truth into the graveyard. On Turn 4, casting The Beamtown Bullies with native haste enables an immediate activation on an opponent's upkeep. Donating Leveler forces that player to exile their entire library, eliminating them on their draw step. Subsequent turns donate Eater of Days to skip opponent turns or Inverter of Truth to empty remaining libraries, methodically closing the table across two response cycles. The deck protects its commander with cheap death-trigger instants, but remains critically dependent on its commander and highly vulnerable to graveyard exile and ETB-prevention effects like Torpor Orb.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abnormal Endurance
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Barrier Breach
  • 1 Bender's Waterskin
  • 1 Boldwyr Heavyweights
  • 1 Breaker of Armies
  • 1 Buried Alive
  • 1 Cathartic Reunion
  • 1 Cemetery Tampering
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Commander's Sphere
  • 1 Crawling Infestation
  • 1 Crawling Sensation
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Deadbridge Chant
  • 1 Demonic Gifts
  • 1 Eater of Days
  • 1 Ebonblade Reaper
  • 1 Electric Revelation
  • 1 Enslaved Horror
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Fake Your Own Death
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Feed the Swarm
  • 1 Feign Death
  • 10 Forest
  • 1 Golgari Signet
  • 1 Grapple with the Past
  • 1 Grisly Salvage
  • 1 Gruul Signet
  • 1 Hunted Wumpus
  • 1 Infernal Grasp
  • 1 Inverter of Truth
  • 1 Jagged Poppet
  • 1 Jandor's Saddlebags
  • 1 Kaya's Ghostform
  • 1 Key to the City
  • 1 Kodama's Reach
  • 1 Lesser Gargadon
  • 1 Leveler
  • 9 Mountain
  • 1 Mulch
  • 1 Network Terminal
  • 1 Not Dead After All
  • 1 Old Stickfingers
  • 1 Oriq Loremage
  • 1 Ox of Agonas
  • 1 Phyrexian War Beast
  • 1 Plague Reaver
  • 1 Primeval Protector
  • 1 Puppet Strings
  • 1 Putrefy
  • 1 Rakdos Signet
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Skull Prophet
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Stinkweed Imp
  • 12 Swamp
  • 1 Terminate
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 The Beamtown Bullies
  • 1 Thrill of Possibility
  • 1 Titanoth Rex
  • 1 Tormenting Voice
  • 1 Ugin's Construct
  • 1 Unexpected Windfall
  • 1 Unmarked Grave
  • 1 Vile Entomber
  • 1 Wild Guess