jidge he's bullying me by L0Friend

Format: Commander

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 34

Deck overview

This deck leverages The Beamtown Bullies as a potent Bad Santa reanimator engine in Jund colors. The primary strategy focuses on stocking the graveyard with catastrophic nonlegendary creatures—such as Worldgorger Dragon, Steel Golem, Master of Cruelties, and high-power Eldrazi—using efficient discard and entomb effects like Buried Alive and Faithless Looting. Once deployed, the commander uses its intrinsic vigilance and haste to donate these hazardous creatures to opponents during their own turns. Because gifted creatures gain haste and are forced to attack other players via goad, opponents are compelled to dismantle each other's boards and life totals while suffering devastating enter-the-battlefield or attack penalties. Untap utilities like Sting, the Glinting Dagger and Patriar's Seal accelerate this clock across multiple turns. Supported by flexible Jund spot removal and resilient recursion, the deck turns drawbacks into asymmetric weapons, closing games efficiently by Turn 6.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abrade
  • 1 Abrupt Decay
  • 1 Annihilating Glare
  • 1 Ashnod's Intervention
  • 1 Bane of Bala Ged
  • 1 Bedevil
  • 1 Big Score
  • 1 Bitter Triumph
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Boldwyr Heavyweights
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Breaker of Armies
  • 1 Buried Alive
  • 1 Cast Down
  • 1 Cathartic Reunion
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Corpse Connoisseur
  • 1 Curse of Opulence
  • 1 Curtains' Call
  • 1 Desecration Elemental
  • 1 Despotic Scepter
  • 1 Disrupt Decorum
  • 1 Dragon Mage
  • 1 Electric Revelation
  • 1 Endurance
  • 1 Enslaved Horror
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Fake Your Own Death
  • 9 Forest
  • 1 Highway Robbery
  • 1 Hired Giant
  • 1 Hunted Wumpus
  • 1 Ignoble Hierarch
  • 1 Jarad's Orders
  • 1 Jolene, the Plunder Queen
  • 1 Lesser Gargadon
  • 1 Lord of Extinction
  • 1 Lord of the Pit
  • 1 Magewright's Stone
  • 1 Marchesa's Decree
  • 1 Master of Cruelties
  • 1 Matzalantli, the Great Door // The Core
  • 8 Mountain
  • 1 Myriad Landscape
  • 1 Oriq Loremage
  • 1 Pathrazer of Ulamog
  • 1 Patriar's Seal
  • 1 Putrefy
  • 1 Revenge of Ravens
  • 1 Riftsweeper
  • 1 Riveteers Overlook
  • 1 Royal Assassin
  • 1 Saryth, the Viper's Fang
  • 1 Savage Lands
  • 1 Seeker of Skybreak
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Steel Golem
  • 1 Sting, the Glinting Dagger
  • 11 Swamp
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Tempting Wurm
  • 1 Terminate
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 The Beamtown Bullies
  • 1 Thrill of Possibility
  • 1 Titanoth Rex
  • 1 Tormenting Voice
  • 1 Twisted Landscape
  • 1 Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler
  • 1 Vile Entomber
  • 1 Visara the Dreadful
  • 1 Worldgorger Dragon
  • 1 Wrenn and Six