I’M CRUMBING!!! by Robbyrobrob42

Format: Commander

Commander: Brenard, Ginger Sculptor

Bracket: 2

DeckCheck Threat Index: 30

Deck overview

This deck is a Bant Golem tribal and token midrange strategy led by Brenard, Ginger Sculptor. The primary game plan revolves around deploying Phyrexian Splicers and artifact token generators to create 3/3 Golem tokens, which Brenard buffs into 5/5 trample threats. Brenard also provides strong resilience against conventional creature destruction by transforming dying nontoken creatures into 1/1 Food Golem copies that trigger their enter-the-battlefield abilities again and receive Golem buffs. The mana base is supported by two-mana ramp spells, powering out Brenard on Turn 3 and establishing an aggressive board presence by Turn 4. From there, the deck scales up with token doublers, enter-the-battlefield enhancers like Panharmonicon and Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines, and asymmetric board wipes like Organic Extinction. Victory is achieved through wide, trampling combat damage across Turns 6 to 8.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Adrix and Nev, Twincasters
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Ashnod's Altar
  • 1 Banner of Kinship
  • 1 Bard, King of Dale
  • 1 Bennie Bracks, Zoologist
  • 1 Birthing Pod
  • 1 Blade Splicer
  • 1 Botanical Sanctum
  • 1 Brago, King Eternal
  • 1 Breeding Pool
  • 1 Brenard, Ginger Sculptor
  • 1 Bronze Guardian
  • 1 Canopy Vista
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Counterspell
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Darksteel Splicer
  • 1 Dazzling Theater // Prop Room
  • 1 Dispatch
  • 1 Elemental Bond
  • 1 Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Flooded Strand
  • 6 Forest
  • 1 Gingerbrute
  • 1 Glacial Fortress
  • 1 Hallowed Fountain
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 High Market
  • 1 Ich-Tekik, Salvage Splicer
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Illustrious Wanderglyph
  • 1 Insidious Fungus
  • 3 Island
  • 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
  • 1 Kindred Discovery
  • 1 Losheel, Clockwork Scholar
  • 1 Malcator, Purity Overseer
  • 1 March of Progress
  • 1 Master Splicer
  • 1 Misty Rainforest
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Nexus of Becoming
  • 1 Night of the Sweets' Revenge
  • 1 Ojer Taq, Deepest Foundation // Temple of Civilization
  • 1 Oltec Matterweaver
  • 1 Organic Extinction
  • 1 Overgrown Farmland
  • 1 Panharmonicon
  • 1 Patchwork Banner
  • 1 Path to Exile
  • 1 Peregrin Took
  • 5 Plains
  • 1 Prairie Stream
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Regrowth
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Rootborn Defenses
  • 1 Sakura-Tribe Elder
  • 1 Sandstorm Salvager
  • 1 Sea of Clouds
  • 1 Seaside Citadel
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Selfless Spirit
  • 1 Sensor Splicer
  • 1 Sodden Verdure
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Solemn Simulacrum
  • 1 Spara's Headquarters
  • 1 Starfield Vocalist
  • 1 Stroke of Midnight
  • 1 Sundering Growth
  • 1 Swords to Plowshares
  • 1 Talisman of Curiosity
  • 1 Talisman of Progress
  • 1 Talisman of Unity
  • 1 Tempered Steel
  • 1 Temple Garden
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 Tough Cookie
  • 1 Urza, Prince of Kroog
  • 1 Windswept Heath
  • 1 Wing Splicer
  • 1 Witch's Oven
  • 1 Yavimaya Coast