Jesus Hands You A Grenade by fatblackcatt

Format: Commander

Commander: Dack Fayden, Helping Hand

Bracket: 2

DeckCheck Threat Index: 31

Deck overview

This mono-white control deck harnesses Dack Fayden, Helping Hand to transform the table into a lethal battle royale. By casting Dack on Turn 5, the pilot reveals and cheats three massive creatures—including devastating Eldrazi Titans, Blightsteel Colossus, and Darksteel Colossus—directly into play under opponents' control with permanent goad. Because these titanic threats must attack each turn and cannot target the pilot while other opponents remain, the other players are forced to decimate each other's life totals and permanents through combat damage and annihilator triggers. Meanwhile, the pilot maintains safety using pillowfort defenses like Ghostly Prison, Norn's Annex, and Pariah. When the dust settles and the game reaches a 1v1 state, the deck reclaims its army using Homeward Path or flickers them back with cards like Cloudshift and Ephemerate to eliminate the final opponent and secure victory.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Akroma, Angel of Wrath
• 1 Another Round
• 1 Arcane Signet
• 1 Arid Archway
• 1 Bane of Bala Ged
• 1 Blightsteel Colossus
• 1 Breaker of Armies
• 1 Breaker of Creation
• 1 Brought Back
• 1 Cityscape Leveler
• 1 Cloudshift
• 1 Command Beacon
• 1 Continue?
• 1 Cut a Deal
• 1 Dack Fayden, Helping Hand
• 1 Darksteel Angel
• 1 Darksteel Colossus
• 1 Daydream
• 1 Distinguished Conjurer
• 1 Eerie Interlude
• 1 Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire
• 1 Eldrazi Displacer
• 1 Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1 Emrakul, the Promised End
• 1 Emrakul, the World Anew
• 1 Ennis, Debate Moderator
• 1 Ephemerate
• 1 Erode
• 1 Flicker
• 1 Flicker of Fate
• 1 Flickering Hound
• 1 Galactus, Devourer of Worlds
• 1 Gemstone Caverns
• 1 Generous Gift
• 1 Getaway Glamer
• 1 Ghostly Prison
• 1 Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut
• 1 Homeward Path
• 1 Justiciar's Portal
• 1 Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1 Krang, Utrom Warlord
• 1 Long Road Home
• 1 Maze of Ith
• 1 Morningtide's Light
• 1 Norn's Annex
• 1 Otherworldly Journey
• 1 Pariah
• 1 Parting Gust
• 1 Path to Exile
• 1 Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1 Pearl Medallion
• 1 Personify
• 1 Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd
• 27 Plains
• 1 Platinum Angel
• 1 Reliquary Tower
• 1 Reprieve
• 1 Rogue's Passage
• 1 Scavenger Grounds
• 1 Scrollshift
• 1 Secret Rendezvous
• 1 Slip On the Ring
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Swords to Plowshares
• 1 The Mind Stone
• 1 Throne of Eldraine
• 1 Ulamog's Crusher
• 1 Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1 Ulamog, the Defiler
• 1 Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1 Vanquish the Horde
• 1 War Room
• 1 Wedding Ring
• 1 Zetalpa, Primal Dawn