slimes against cabaretti by cordybr22

Format: Commander

Commander: Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 30

Deck overview

This deck executes a focused Aggro-Token Spellslinger strategy powered by 25 copies of Slime Against Humanity and commanded by Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second. The game plan accelerates in the early turns with green land ramp before deploying Jinnie Fay on Turn 3. Starting on Turn 4, every cast of Slime Against Humanity triggers Jinnie Fay's replacement effect, converting the default 0/0 Ooze into either a 2/2 green Cat with haste or a 3/1 green Dog with vigilance while retaining all +1/+1 counters. As Slime cards accumulate in the graveyard and exile, subsequent tokens enter as massive hasty beaters. Token doublers like Mondrak, Glory Dominus and Doubling Season rapidly multiply the board presence, while payoffs like Jetmir, Nexus of Revels and Thrumming Stone enable explosive finishes. The deck trades defensive stax and deep interaction for raw statistical redundancy, overwhelming opposing life totals through scaling combat damage.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Ajani Unrelenting
  • 1 Bala Ged Recovery // Bala Ged Sanctuary
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Bountiful Promenade
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Commercial District
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire
  • 1 Elspeth, Storm Slayer
  • 1 Emerald Medallion
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Field of the Dead
  • 10 Forest
  • 1 Greater Good
  • 1 Hardened Scales
  • 1 Harness the Storm
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Hex Magic
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Inspiring Call
  • 1 Jetmir's Garden
  • 1 Jetmir, Nexus of Revels
  • 1 Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second
  • 1 Karn's Bastion
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Locket of Yesterdays
  • 1 Lush Portico
  • 1 Magus of the Wheel
  • 1 March of the World Ooze
  • 1 Mirrex
  • 1 Mizzix's Mastery
  • 1 Mondrak, Glory Dominus
  • 1 Moonshaker Cavalry
  • 1 Mountain
  • 1 Naktamun Lorespinner // Wheel of Fortune
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Overgrown Farmland
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Path to Exile
  • 1 Plains
  • 1 Pyromancer Ascension
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Reforge the Soul
  • 1 Rishkar's Expertise
  • 1 Rockfall Vale
  • 1 Sacred Foundry
  • 25 Slime Against Humanity
  • 1 Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance
  • 1 Spectator Seating
  • 1 Spellweaver Helix
  • 1 Spire Garden
  • 1 Stomping Ground
  • 1 Storm-Kiln Artist
  • 1 Stroke of Midnight
  • 1 Sundering Growth
  • 1 Temple Garden
  • 1 The Ozolith
  • 1 The Shire
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Thrumming Stone
  • 1 Toby, Beastie Befriender
  • 1 Tribute to the World Tree
  • 1 Wheel of Misfortune
  • 1 Will of the Jeskai
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
  • 1 Young Pyromancer